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**flsprtsgod** · 03-07-2019, 06:06 PM

(03-07-2019, 04:40 PM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote:
(03-07-2019, 03:33 PM)Jags Wrote: Are you implying you don’t need it or bummed you just found out?

Doesn't every guy (who isn't John Holmes) wanna be bigger?

That's just, like, a social construct man.

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Jags · 03-07-2019, 07:32 PM

(03-07-2019, 04:40 PM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote:
(03-07-2019, 03:33 PM)Jags Wrote: Are you implying you don’t need it or bummed you just found out?

Doesn't every guy (who isn't John Holmes) wanna be bigger?

So, you watch a lot of porn, ok. Won’t judge.

Sorry, you set yourself up for that.

TheO-LineMatters · 03-07-2019, 08:28 PM

(03-07-2019, 07:32 PM)Jags Wrote:
(03-07-2019, 04:40 PM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: Doesn't every guy (who isn't John Holmes) wanna be bigger?

So, you watch a lot of porn, ok. Won’t judge.

Sorry, you set yourself up for that.

My computer has more viruses than all of the Kardashians combined! Wink

Jags · 03-07-2019, 08:54 PM

(03-07-2019, 08:28 PM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote:
(03-07-2019, 07:32 PM)Jags Wrote: So, you watch a lot of porn, ok. Won’t judge.

Sorry, you set yourself up for that.

My computer has more viruses than all of the Kardashians combined!

Does that include whatever I assume Caitlyn Jenner has? Either way, that’s impressive.

MalabarJag · 03-07-2019, 09:44 PM

(03-07-2019, 01:14 AM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: Penis enlargement surgery? That's a real thing? Why am I just finding out about this?

And do they also have penis reduction surgery? That's what I've been told I need.

"Why should I give information to you when all you want to do is find something wrong with it?"

Jagsfan4life9/28/82 · 03-07-2019, 10:31 PM

(03-07-2019, 09:44 PM)MalabarJag Wrote:
(03-07-2019, 01:14 AM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: Penis enlargement surgery? That's a real thing? Why am I just finding out about this?

And do they also have penis reduction surgery? That's what I've been told I need.

Yes. Dr. Lorena Bobbitt. She takes walk-ins. Call today.

TheO-LineMatters · 03-08-2019, 06:07 PM

(03-07-2019, 08:54 PM)Jags Wrote:
(03-07-2019, 08:28 PM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: My computer has more viruses than all of the Kardashians combined!

Does that include whatever I assume Caitlyn Jenner has? Either way, that’s impressive.

No. He has something waaaaaaaaay different. Way different. Ewwwww!

Jags · 03-08-2019, 07:30 PM

(03-08-2019, 06:07 PM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote:
(03-07-2019, 08:54 PM)Jags Wrote: Does that include whatever I assume Caitlyn Jenner has? Either way, that’s impressive.

No. He has something waaaaaaaaay different. Way different. Ewwwww!

Yeah, but I’m willing to guess it will or has lead to a virus or five.