I'm by no means a doctor but mixing opioids and alcohol seems like a profoundly bad idea to me.

Wow, you really aren't American ... I thought it was all a shtick.  If you wanna be more American, I can hook you up with the good stuff.



Holy Water! You need a lot of that.

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Here's my ankle.  Don't have one of the additional hardware in my foot.  

This will probably make my draft stock drop.  

I'm pretty sure they stopped drafting after round 7 million anyways.

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I'm by no means a doctor but mixing opioids and alcohol seems like a profoundly bad idea to me.

[BLEEP], I'm barely coherent on the oxy.  It's not helping the pain a whole lot, but I'm in a definite fog.

I hope you had a better day today!

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How are you feeling Rico?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

How are you feeling Rico?

https://youtu.be/fjwWjx7Cw8I

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Here's my ankle.  Don't have one of the additional hardware in my foot.  

This will probably make my draft stock drop.  

I'm pretty sure they stopped drafting after round 7 million anyways.

Yeah, but look at all the attention he’s getting from the ladies!

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I'm pretty sure they stopped drafting after round 7 million anyways.

Yeah, but look at all the attention he’s getting from the ladies!

Yeah, and all it took was shattering my ankle.

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How are you feeling Rico?

Not good.  Unfortunately today is worse than yesterday.  If my leg is not propped up it starts throbbing horribly which makes going to the bathroom a thrill a minute.

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How are you feeling Rico?

Not good.  Unfortunately today is worse than yesterday.  If my leg is not propped up it starts throbbing horribly which makes going to the bathroom a thrill a minute.

Keep a gatorade jug handy.  Jus sayin'.

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How are you feeling Rico?

Not good.  Unfortunately today is worse than yesterday.  If my leg is not propped up it starts throbbing horribly which makes going to the bathroom a thrill a minute.

I didn't know what a nerve block was until it wore off ... Then I couldn't understand why it wasn't the new breakfast cereal for everyone. They do this to us even though they don't have to. Why do they think we need all this pain?

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Why does TSA give out pre-check? I paid a lot of money to avoid leisure travelers.

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

Why does TSA give out pre-check?  I paid a lot of money to avoid leisure travelers.

TSA screening?  What about when you're actually on the plane and there's no escape?  Last week, on a Chicago to Jacksonville flight, I got stuck next to "The Guy Who Wouldn't Stop talking."

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Why does TSA give out pre-check?  I paid a lot of money to avoid leisure travelers.

TSA screening?  What about when you're actually on the plane and there's no escape?  Last week, on a Chicago to Jacksonville flight, I got stuck next to "The Guy Who Wouldn't Stop talking."

I've never had that happen to me. When first addressed, I stare through them with mouth slightly agape. I'm slowly improving my engagement skills, though.

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When first addressed, I stare through them with mouth slightly agape. I'm slowly improving my engagement skills, though.

Hey, I know you!  You're a Customer Service Associate at Walmart.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Why does TSA give out pre-check?  I paid a lot of money to avoid leisure travelers.

TSA screening?  What about when you're actually on the plane and there's no escape?  Last week, on a Chicago to Jacksonville flight, I got stuck next to "The Guy Who Wouldn't Stop talking."

Yeah, TSA screening pre-check.  Don't have to take off your shoes, leave your PC in the bag.  They randomly pass these out to people that have not gone through the background check.  It is so annoying to get behind the family of 4 that have never flown before.

As for The Guy, headphones, a good book and the look.

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

TSA screening?  What about when you're actually on the plane and there's no escape?  Last week, on a Chicago to Jacksonville flight, I got stuck next to "The Guy Who Wouldn't Stop talking."

Yeah, TSA screening pre-check.  Don't have to take off your shoes, leave your PC in the bag.  They randomly pass these out to people that have not gone through the background check.  It is so annoying to get behind the family of 4 that have never flown before.

As for The Guy, headphones, a good book and the look.

Q: How do you spot Americans at an airport?
A: They're the only ones still taking their shoes off.

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I'm thoroughly annoyed at food being served on metal plates with a sheet of paper on top (that's you Sonnys and Chilis). Who's idiotic idea was it to think that people like to eat off of soon-to-be greasy paper?

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"Why should I give information to you when all you want to do is find something wrong with it?"

Yeah, TSA screening pre-check.  Don't have to take off your shoes, leave your PC in the bag.  They randomly pass these out to people that have not gone through the background check.  It is so annoying to get behind the family of 4 that have never flown before.

As for The Guy, headphones, a good book and the look.

Q: How do you spot Americans at an airport?
A: They're the only ones still taking their shoes off.

Only shoes? I keep going until they insist I stop. And always while singing "Stripper".

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I'm thoroughly annoyed at food being served on metal plates with a sheet of paper on top (that's you Sonnys and Chilis). Who's idiotic idea was it to think that people like to eat off of soon-to-be greasy paper?

To be fair, that sheet of paper is probably doing you a small favor.  At least it’s that much grease not going inside you.  But I do understand.  I’d rather a plate or something reasonable to eat off of

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Q: How do you spot Americans at an airport?
A: They're the only ones still taking their shoes off.

Only shoes? I keep going until they insist I stop. And always while singing "Stripper".

Indisputably proving to the attractive female Customs agent that he doesn't have much to declare.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I'm annoyed that I don't have a lifted truck or a sports car to show off.

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.