Grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory
I won't lie I watched the first quarter and didnt start watching again until the last two minutes...couldn't do anything but laugh at the finale, such a Jaguars finish.
Quote:Let's recap that last drive, down by 2, time running out, one timeout left;
1st Play - short throw to the middle of the field
2nd Play - Sack
3rd Play - Holding
4th Play - Interception
It's actually impressive how they managed to do the exact wrong thing on every single play.
For real.
Pathetic.
Quote:See ya, Gus, it's been really bad...
FIFY
Most predictable drive in Jaguars history
That was an atrocious way to lose, but it was the Jacksonville way. How many interceptions was that for Bortles, 3? Don't let the door hit you on the way out Gus.
Quote:Let's recap that last drive, down by 2, time running out, one timeout left;
1st Play - short throw to the middle of the field
2nd Play - Sack
3rd Play - Holding
4th Play - Interception
It's actually impressive how they managed to do the exact wrong thing on every single play.
It's almost like they were trying on purpose to lose.
I was about to give 24-of-38 his name back, then he fired off a field goal so low that an Oompa Loompa could have blocked it.
Then Fowler decided to see how many penalties he could rack up, Bortles developed acute color blindness and Poz ended up covering receivers again.
Quote:Aight folk..Gus bus to modis departs in 10min.
See y'all onboard. I want a seat up front.
Bortles found a way to lose it. Conservative play calling. The defense showed up. No Moral.. whatever
Buffalo wins against Arizona. We lay an egg like always. One just a single win in September for Gus. Nothing to claim as progress.
Quote:Bortles a little girl running off the field
That upset me. Man up and shake their hands and whatever. Don't be a sore loser because you failed.
Everbank should pull their sponsorship. I vote that Alcoholics Annonymous Stadium be the new name.
So the offense has a chance to salvage their ineptitude at the end and we do a check down throw to burn our last timeout followed by taking a sack outside of the pocket... brilliant game management. We are dead in the head.
Quote:You're right. When I see 5 turnovers in 1 quarter I also automatically think "rigged game" lol.
I'd choose to believe it has to be rigged. No way this team is this bad and the coach is this horrible. Did you just watch what Blake did? He literally escaped a sack to just get sacked later lol. Come on, you gotta know to throw that away period. I refuse to believe he is that stupid. Is that what you think?
Quote:Buffalo wins against Arizona. We lay an egg like always. One just a single win in September for Gus. Nothing to claim as progress.
We won in September last year.
HAHAHAH AND CLEVELAND IS GONNA WIN
Browns about win.
With a rook qb.
In Miami.
Think about that.
I was gonna go for nice a ride on the Harley but now I just want to polish off the bottle of wine. This team always finds a way to screw up my Sundays! Seriously, at what point do we just decide to actually enjoy the day?
Quote:I'd choose to believe it has to be rigged. No way this team is the bad and the coach is this horrible. Did you just watch what Blake did? He literally escaped a sack to just get sacked later lol. Come on, you gotta know to throw that away period. I refuse to believe he is that stupid. Is that wat you think?
Of course. It's so super easy to create 5 turnovers in a quarter. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.