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We may be kindergartners, but even kindergartners can count as high as our offensive scoring average.
I think it is pretty obvious that many Jag fans exhibit single digit IQs.

Love the fire....

 

 

 

 

 

Next.

people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones... this means you bb2.

So how long are we supposed to pretend to be mad about this?
Funny how people come up with jokes to "comeback" at his comments but owned is owned and well.....you just got owned. 

 

Like others, I just enjoy the game and while I get disappointed in the losses and wildly excited for the wins, I just appreciate the game and try not to try and figure out all the behind the scenes stuff and the whys. 

To sum up the late great George Carlin.

 

"People are frickin' dumb"
9 points

 

pick for 6

 

on track to be bottom of the league again

 

yah, fans got owned

Quote:9 points


pick for 6


on track to be bottom of the league again


yah, fans got owned


Are you my mummy?
But...

 

All the commercials tell me... "We are Farmers... bum da dum da dah"

My son is in Kindergarten and has already learned the hard truth about the Jags.  He told me after the game this week "the Jaguars are stinky".  He's got it figured out.  The Jags' record since my son was born is a pathetic 22-59.  It's all he's ever known.

 

Don't underestimate the abilities of a Kindergartner.  Even they know that the Jags aren't good.

I think we all need to go to the library and check out the self help book "Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten"


I think it will change our lives.
Quote: The Jags' record since my son was born is a pathetic 22-59.

 

 
 

Hmmm... I think we found the source of the curse....       :whistling:  

Quote:Once a play is called Bortles can change or tweak a play based on how an opposing teams defense lines up or shifts. Once a play is called and Bortles starts the play he can go through his read of defense movement and change how play ends up. I think most people know that but I don't think fans have a clue to the amout of details. NFL players who have been playing for years make multiple mistakes every week and they know the intricate details of offense and defense. There is probably only 3% of fans who understand BOTH offense and defense much less play calling and assignments options based on how both are lined up at as teams line up. That is why both current and former players and coaches rarely make the mistake of verbalizing what Bortles said even though all of them think and know it. Because it is true. Bortles is too honest and should not have said it because it doesn't come across well.


Go look at his pick 6. He stared Yeldon down before the play even began. That's not a silly mistake that's being cocky and dumb. To add insult to injury, the ball was lazily thrown.
Anyone that has a problem with his supposed comment please watch the wednesday press conference. The comment was taken way out of context and people are too lazy to actually listen to the short interview. Instead there is a 3 page thread and multiple news articles for no reason.

The problem with kindergarten is that you aren't allowed to spank the students anymore.

ya'll need to grow up 

Quote:Hmmm... I think we found the source of the curse....       :whistling:  
 

I'd blame my daughter on that one I think.  Since she was born, the Jags are 9-40.  Luckily she doesn't like football though lol.
Quote:It's comical watching all the supposed Jags fans whining like kindergartners because they were compared to one. Not that Blake even did that. Could have made a list of the clowns that were gonna cry like [BAD WORD REMOVED] over that statement.
 

Supposed? Can't you at least give everyone who shows up here to talk about their team a little credit and at least call them dedicated fans?
he explainned it better as he continued to talk.  However He's right most fans dont have a clue and act like they do from their couch.

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