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LOL. I've probably been "on the internet" longer than some that post on this board have been alive.
Quote:I am dead serious and am not trolling. Between the media and people of your ilk, a man's career is ruined, and so we just make jokes about it. Think about that.
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Why did Jared and Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
Because they thought it was a home delivery service.
Think about that.
Quote:Why did Jared and Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
Because they thought it was a home delivery service.
Think about that.
With Mikey, sure, but Jared, I don't know. According to this site, Jared told some ex-journalist that middle school girls are hot. Or is hawt more appropriate?
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He will be getting plenty of footlongs behind bars... Too soon?
Quote:He seemed like an odd duck to begin with. Subway didn't heed people's warnings, and now they're going to have to pay the price.
How is Subway going to pay for his secret criminal behavior?
Quite interesting the Subway slogan is "Eat Fresh"
Quote:I am dead serious and am not trolling. Between the media and people of your ilk, a man's career is ruined, and so we just make jokes about it. Think about that.
It's become acceptable in our society to slander someone based on an accusation or implication alone.
Regarding your Princess Diana / Tiger Woods joke, I don't find it funny, I find it to be in very poor taste. That's what society has turned into and it's going to get worse.
After long thoughts and deliberations, I've reconsidered and now know an apology is in order.
Jared, I'd like to apologize, and hope you continue your career getting all the footlongs or otherwise as you can handle.
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Quote:After long thoughts and deliberations, I've reconsidered and now know an apology is in order.
Jared, I'd like to apologize, and hope you continue your career getting all the footlongs or otherwise as you can handle.
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I can't wait for when he comes out and says that he didn't lose the weight by eating Subway, but by using meth and cocaine.
I just read the last few pages of this thread. There are a few people on this board that are far too sensitive. I'll occasionally read the political section and the view of some people scares me. This thread has that lean....lets not offend anyone on the Jaguars message board!
Nate, I found your jokes to be hilarious....and truthful.
I eagerly await my chance at admitting to my prior slanderous remarks.
Btw, I heard Quiznos new slogan is "toasted bread with no affiliation with sex offenders"
There are some sick people among us.
Quote:I can't wait for when he comes out and says that he didn't lose the weight by eating Subway, but by using meth and cocaine.
I just read the last few pages of this thread. There are a few people on this board that are far too sensitive. I'll occasionally read the political section and the view of some people scares me. This thread has that lean....lets not offend anyone on the Jaguars message board!
Nate, I found your jokes to be hilarious....and truthful.
I didn't quite get the sanctimony either. I mean, I'm all about innocent until proven guilty, benefit of the doubt....
But once you voluntarily enter the public eye, YOU KNOW that you are going to get flack. It's just a fact. Whether you're tiger woods, Michael Jackson, Hillary Clinton, newt gengrich, all bets are off.
Quote:I didn't quite get the sanctimony either. I mean, I'm all about innocent until proven guilty, benefit of the doubt....
But once you voluntarily enter the public eye, YOU KNOW that you are going to get flack. It's just a fact. Whether you're tiger woods, Michael Jackson, Hillary Clinton, newt gengrich, all bets are off.
Makes you wonder just how many people like him are flying under the radar.
Holy crap, is he pleading to actually having sex with a minor ??!
Quote:Holy crap, is he pleading to actually having sex with a minor ??!
Yes, said he went to NYC and met with a 16 year old. At least he's only pleading to one count of it.
He's paying 1.4 million total. 100k to each girl.
It was weird that the guy that led his charity was arrested and Jared was the one who then took over all the guys computer equipment.