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That's a ham fisted way to go about this.

Does a cows legs have calves?

Quote:Does a cows legs have calves?

 

I don't know, but a cow that just gave birth got decaffeinated.

Quote:He can get down in a 2 point stance and shoot off that line like a bottle rocket

 

No question that he can launch it, but what about his temperament?  I hear he has a short fuse.

Why was Cinderella not good at soccer?

The only reason Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks so hard.

Whoever has my copy of Microsoft Office...

 

I will find you, you have my Word!

Quote:Whoever has my copy of Microsoft Office...


I will find you, you have my Word!

EXCELlent.

Quote:EXCELlent.

 

Thanks, I have a new Outlook on things..

You should've removed their Access to your computer, get the PowerPoint? Well make a OneNote for next time.

Quote:Thanks, I have a new Outlook on things..

Good, glad you have a new Visio on life.

 

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

I stand corrected!!

 

.....said the man in the orthopaedic shoe.

I had a midget sneer at me as he was climbing down the fence while escaping a prison.


I found him to be a little con descending.

Quote:Thanks, I have a new Outlook on things..

I'm gonna Photoshop these jokes to make them funnier.

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”...

Quote:I just flew in from the battered women's shelter and boy are my arms tired.

Nice one.