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If ugly was bricks she'd be a housing project.
When she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
She's so fat she leaves in heels, comes back in flip flops
She walked by the tv and I missed the last season of Person of Interest.
So fat she fell in love and broke it..
Shes so fat she moved and David Lamm was standing behind her.
What do you have when you find a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Winner of a hide and seek game.
Why did the blonde circle the block 30 times in her car?
Her turn signal was stuck.
Even these dudes call her fat.
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She left the house in heels, came back in flip flops
(Real old) She wears a VCR for a beeper!
...she went to Japan and Godzilla said "daaaaaaaaaamn" and ran the other away.
"She's got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs"
"A face like a melted wellie"
Quote:"A face like a melted wellie"
That an Irish thing?
what's the difference between an Irish wedding and Irish funeral?
there's one less drunk!
ok I found this one on online but it's pretty damn good.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Quote:That an Irish thing?
Irish and "them across the water". A wellie is a rubber boot farmers wear.
Quote:Irish and "them across the water". A wellie is a rubber boot farmers wear.
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What do you call a Tennessee girl that runs fast than her brothers?
A virgin
How do you get a Georgia grad off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza!
What do you call 3 women from Tennessee in the front seat of a pickup truck?
A full set of teeth.
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