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What is the difference between a light sleeper and a hard sleeper?

 

A light sleeper sleeps with the light on.

What's the difference between Roast Beef & Pea Soup?


I can Roast Beef...

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented at the University of Florida?

 

Anywhere else and it would be a "teethbrush."

My wife still misses me........



BUUUUUT HER AIMS GETTIN BETTER!!!!

What's the difference between a women's cross country team and a bunch of midget spies?


One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's got 6 boobs and 8 teeth?

 

Late shift at the Waffle house

What's green and flies over Germany?


Snot-zis

I'm selling off all my old medieval punishment equipment all of it almost 50% off, Get them while Stocks last.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?


Keep the tip.

Why is the bride smiling as she's walking down the aisle?

 

 

 

She knows there's one thing she'll never have to do again.

Quote:Why is the bride smiling as she's walking down the aisle?

 

 

 

She knows there's one thing she'll never have to do again.

Pass up dessert?

Why don't witches where panties?

 

Better grip

Teacher:" Buckwheat, give me a word that starts with the letter D and use it in a sentence".

 

Buckwheat; "Yes maam,  Dictate . Hey Darla, How does Spanky's dictate? "

 

 

Someone is about to get a warning point.

That is now two of my jokes removed from this thread. Would a mod please be so kind as to PM me and explain the reasoning? I did not see anything outside of the board rules.

 

I will add that I did not receive any warnings so.......Thanks.............. I guess?

Two mods fell down a well, one mod asks the other mod, "it's dark in here isn't it?", and the other mod said "I don't know, I can't see anything"..

The Cleveland Browns.

Quote:That is now two of my jokes removed from this thread. Would a mod please be so kind as to PM me and explain the reasoning? I did not see anything outside of the board rules.


I will add that I did not receive any warnings so.......Thanks.............. I guess?

Seriously? You need explanation?

Quote:Seriously? You need explanation?

If it's any of your concern, yes, I would like explanation. Did they offend someone, was there something specific that was against board rules, etc. Appreciate your concern though.

Quote:If it's any of your concern, yes, I would like explanation. Did they offend someone, was there something specific that was against board rules, etc. Appreciate your concern though.

For those of us who missed the joke, I think I need it PM'd to me :yes: