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WHat do you call a deer with no eyes?

 

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

 

Still no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals?

 

STILL NO [BLEEP] IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and silver and crawls into walls?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A baby with forks in its' eyes. EYYYY OOOOO

Quote:What's red and silver and crawls into walls?







A baby with forks in its' eyes. EYYYY OOOOO

Whats pink ,bubbles and screams at the window?





A baby in a microwave.

Why doesn't Blaine Gabbert answer his phone?

 

 

 

He can't find the receiver.

What do you have if you put two Jags board members in the basement?

 

 

A whine cellar....

How do you keep Toby Gerhart out of your back yard?

 

 

 

Put up goal posts.

What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhinoceros?


Elephino. ('ell if I know)

What do you cal a guy with no arms and no legs under a car?

 

Jack.

Quote:What do you cal a guy with no arms and no legs under a car?


Jack.

In the water?


Bob

And since we've gone there...


A girl with one leg shorter than the other?


Eileen

What's brown and black and looks good on your ex wife's lawyer?

 

 

 

 

A Doberman Pinscher.

Quote:In the water?


Bob

 In a hole?

 

Phil

 

 

(makes more sense if you say it out loud)

At your door?


Matt

On the wall?


Art

At the edge of mountain?


Cliff

2 guys in a window?


Curt n Rod

On the ground at the mall?


Mark

I've got a really stupid one but I'm afraid I'll end up getting a warning.


I'll give you the punch line


Because their knee grows.