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Why do we not have a terrible jokes thread?...
That needs to be changes so here we go...
Jumper Cable walks into a bar, Bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything.."
Okay, I'll play.
Super abridged version:
There's a bare with a sign that says "No strings allowed"
After his two other string friends gets kicked out the third string ties himself in a knot and messes up his ends.
Bartender says "Hey! Aren't you a string?
String replies "Nope, I'm a frayed knot"
That one is better told than typed, (afraid not)
What does a female titans fan say after sex?
Get off me pa, you're crushin my smokes.
What did the guy say when he discovered a fake noodle?
IT'S AN IMPASTA!!!!
What did the daddy buffalo say to the son buffalo on his first day of school?
Bye son.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
BLESS YOU.
Voice of the Jaguars
Frank Frangie
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Frank Frangie
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"
A bear walks into a bar, says "Give me a.....................beer."
Bartender replies "What's with the big paws?"
A hamburger walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer."
Bartender replies "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
RIP Boiled water - you will be mist.
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Then you just laugh cause it sounds like I eat my poo
Got that off the internet but I've been having fun with it all day!
Quote:Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Then you just laugh cause it sounds like I eat my poo
Got that off the internet but I've been having fun with it all day!
I think that's an accent-based one :woot:
Two ducks walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
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