Today I found out that over 10% of my income doesn't count when getting a mortgage. Still have to pay taxes on it though.
Quote:Today I found out that over 10% of my income doesn't count when getting a mortgage. Still have to pay taxes on it though.
Why doesn't it count?
Income from prostitution doesn't count? Who knew?
I'm sure the patch kits are deductible though
Quote:Why doesn't it count?
Because I can use it to buy extra time off or just have it paid out each month like I normally do. And since it's "flexible" it doesn't get counted towards your base income. Also, my annual bonus doesn't count either, even though it has a guaranteed lower limit according to the CBA.
Quote:Because I can use it to buy extra time off or just have it paid out each month like I normally do. And since it's "flexible" it doesn't get counted towards your base income. Also, my annual bonus doesn't count either, even though it has a guaranteed lower limit according to the CBA.
Guess the system likes to screw you over there too.
Bowties.
They look ridiculous. I have friends who wear them and as they say.. if you don't have something nice to say...
Seriously people. Stop. Bola ties are better looking.
Quote:Bowties.
They look ridiculous. I have friends who wear them and as they say.. if you don't have something nice to say...
Seriously people. Stop. Bola ties are better looking.
I'm all for bow ties.
I mean - I agree, they look silly, but as long as everyone else ears them it only helps guys like us look decent haha.
I get they are playful and different, but I have to imagine they are at the same aphrodisiac level as a PT Cruiser with respect to female sex appeal. Maybe I'm wrong. Like I said.. I have some friends who are all about bowties. I think they look silly.
Quote:I get they are playful and different, but I have to imagine they are at the same aphrodisiac level as a PT Cruiser with respect to female sex appeal. Maybe I'm wrong. Like I said.. I have some friends who are all about bowties. I think they look silly.
A guy in a bow tie looks like he should smell of vinegar, water and meadow flowers...just sayin.
Hey. I drive an (almost) PT Cruiser.
Here, there are a lot of men wearing bow ties. A lot. And not coincidentally they tend to wear a lot of pastel, have sunglasses on whatever new-fangled neck strap contraption is popular, and wear boat shoes.
But, if that's the look you want to go for...
Quote:Here, there are a lot of men wearing bow ties. A lot. And not coincidentally they tend to wear a lot of pastel, have sunglasses on whatever new-fangled neck strap contraption is popular, and wear boat shoes.
But, if that's the look you want to go for...
It's pretty popular here as well. Like I said, carry on boys!
Quote:Hey. I drive an (almost) PT Cruiser.
Awww man.. sorry for the unintended insult. Could be worse. You could drive an Aztek.
Quote:Hey. I drive an (almost) PT Cruiser.
How is it "almost"?
Quote:Awww man.. sorry for the unintended insult. Could be worse. You could drive an Aztek.
Ha don't worry. It's also my ranch truck and the farming community around here has helped me develop a bit of a thick hide concerning it.
Quote:How is it "almost"?
Kia Soul. Similar-ish aren't they?
Quote:Ha don't worry. It's also my ranch truck and the farming community around here has helped me develop a bit of a thick hide concerning it.
Kia Soul. Similar-ish aren't they?
You're in California...you are expected to be strange! Lol
When businesses say they are "going green" and act like it is for the environment. I would rather them say, "we aren't sending you paper statements anymore because it saves us money, oh, and no your rates won't go down."
Quote:Ha don't worry. It's also my ranch truck and the farming community around here has helped me develop a bit of a thick hide concerning it.
Kia Soul. Similar-ish aren't they?
I was actually thinking HHR haha
Quote:You're in California...you are expected to be strange! Lol
Harrumph!!!