Quote:People that stick an accent mark in a name because they think it looks cool...
My BFF's sister in law named their kid Lil'lee Moon, pronounced Lily. Just give that poor kid a stripper poll now and get it over with!!!
Is that like La-a? (Ladasha)
Quote:People who pronounce the "X" in Xavier. It's pronounced "Zavier", not "Exzavier."
Yep. Every single stinking day...I hear someone say Exzavier. Even worse on XMas day.
Quote:Yep. Every single stinking day...I hear someone say Exzavier. Even worse on XMas day.
Heard it pronounced EX-zavier on ESPN radio just minutes ago. And it wasn't Rachel Nichols
or Steven A Sith.
Now, if you'll pardon me, I must prepare my expresso maker for an early morning before I retire for the evening.
Jason with a "Y"
seriously?
People who eat half a donut and leave the other half in the box for someone else. Ain't nobody want HALF a donut!!!
Quote:People who eat half a donut and leave the other half in the box for someone else. Ain't nobody want HALF a donut!!!
I hate to point out the obvious...but apparently someone did want just half a donut. :whistling:
Quote:I hate to point out the obvious...but apparently someone did want just half a donut. :whistling:
Probably someone who is watching their weight and shouldn't be anywhere near the donut in the first place.
When you misspell a word by one letter, or mix up the order of the vowels and MS WORD days "no suggestions" when you right click.
Quote:When you misspell a word by one letter, or mix up the order of the vowels and MS WORD days "no suggestions" when you right click.
It won't translate "days" into "says"?
Quote:Probably someone who is watching their weight and shouldn't be anywhere near the donut in the first place.
I have trouble leaving half the box, much less half an actual doughnut.
People that heat up really stinky food in the breakroom microwaves.
Yeah fish, brussels sprouts, and freaking Indian food!
Quote:Yeah fish, brussels sprouts, and freaking Indian food!
Why does that stuff taste so good, but smell so awful when cooked????
Had a coworker who ate tuna in her cubicle repeatedly and it stunk up a 100 ft radius around her desk.
Quote:Why does that stuff taste so good, but smell so awful when cooked????
I wouldn't worry about that...
It all smells the same after it hits 212...