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Quote:Mr. Drawers is a real nice dresser.

But only his really good friends are allowed to call him Chester!!

Quote:But only his really good friends are allowed to call him Chester!!

 

Or the women with who he has a one nightstand.

Quote:Or the women with who he has a one nightstand.

He's picky about who he allows in his drawers.

When I spill food on my work shirt.

 

My God, it's like I'm a six year old or something.

Quote:When I tell my wife I am going somewhere and she says, wait for me I want to go too, and then when she gets in the car she says, can we go to so and so first, and we go there, and then she says, can we stop off at so and so, so we go there, and pretty soon, we're not even going where I wanted to go in the first place.

When it's 11:30 at night and you have to get up at 7am but the wife "supposedly" saw a suspicious black spot go under the door and you have looked everywhere for 3 hours, short of tearing out the drywall.....

Quote:When it's 11:30 at night and you have to get up at 7am but the wife "supposedly" saw a suspicious black spot go under the door and you have looked everywhere for 3 hours, short of tearing out the drywall.....

I hate it when demons sneak in too.

Quote:I hate it when demons sneak in too.

Mine have a key and come and go as they please. So much easier

Hurricane preparations...and hurricanes.

Quote:Hurricane preparations...and hurricanes.

I'd flip out.

Quote:When it's 11:30 at night and you have to get up at 7am but the wife "supposedly" saw a suspicious black spot go under the door and you have looked everywhere for 3 hours, short of tearing out the drywall.....

You were up 3 hours looking for black spots that go under the door? Idk if that is super ballsy or if you and her both need to reconsider the drugs you may or may not be on.

Quote:You were up 3 hours looking for black spots that go under the door? Idk if that is super ballsy or if you and her both need to reconsider the drugs you may or may not be on.

Or maybe think about calling a priest...

Quote:Or maybe think about calling a priest...

That or Sam and dean.

Quote:That or Sam and dean.

+1 for your Supernatural reference! :thumbsup:

Quote:+1 for your Supernatural reference! :thumbsup:

I used to love that show until it became apparent they ran out of ideas.

Quote:I used to love that show until it became apparent they ran out of ideas.

Once they added Booger from Better Off Dead...I hate that guy!!

Quote:Once they added Booger from Better Off Dead...I hate that guy!!

Yeah, that's about when I tapped out.

Quote:Yeah, that's about when I tapped out.

Nobody likes Booger!! Lol

Quote:Nobody likes Booger!! Lol

Somewhere, there's a gif out there with a pimple faced teen in front of an ancient computer or an Xbox picking out a snack that would disagree with this.

Quote:Somewhere, there's a gif out there with a pimple faced teen in front of an ancient computer or an Xbox picking out a snack that would disagree with this.

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Yep... I kinda felt that way just typing it.