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Quote:I have this weird thing called a job....

And?

Quote:And?

Ten hours is an awfully long time to stay off of a toilet until you get home.

Quote:Ten hours is an awfully long time to stay off of a toilet until you get home.

Paul Finch always went home to take a crap.

I work with a guy who claims to go only twice a week.

Quote:I work with a guy who claims to go only twice a week.

I'm thinking he's full of poo!

Quote:I work with a guy who claims to go only twice a week.

 

Thanks, but I probably could have made it through the rest of my life without that information.

Quote:I'm thinking he's full of poo!

 

A fact that is almost immediately apparent upon meeting him.

Quote:I'm thinking he's full of poo!

 

Depends on the day of the week.

Quote:Thanks, but I probably could have made it through the rest of my life without that information.

 

Maybe.  But why risk it?  :thumbsup:

Quote:Depends on the day of the week.

 

Good point.

Quote:Depends on the day of the week.

 

Days that end in "Y?"

 

Work.

Quote:Paul Finch always went home to take a crap.

I too do this...

 

TMI

People who keep bumper stickers on their cars that endorse candidates who lost elections several years ago.

Quote:People who keep bumper stickers on their cars that endorse candidates who lost elections several years ago.

That and bumper stickers in general.



I'm a stay at home pooper too, FWIW

Stick figure families. NO ONE CARES.

 

People who get in their car in a parking lot indicating they will be leaving then take forever doing their hair, messing with the radio, digging through a purse or just spacing out before they actually make any effort to put the car in gear to move.

People who use the word "cutups" in their posts instead of the word "highlights."  

Quote:People who get in their car in a parking lot indicating they will be leaving then take forever doing their hair, messing with the radio, digging through a purse or just spacing out before they actually make any effort to put the car in gear to move.

 

People who sit idling in their car waiting for me to move out of my space because they can't bring themselves to walk an extra 20 feet to the grocery store.