Quote:Slide shows. "50 Hottest Women in the World" is just a way to get you to click their website 50 times. What's the point of that? Does it affect their advertising rates or something?
You've heard the term "clickbait" before, haven't you?
Quote:You've heard the term "clickbait" before, haven't you?
Yes, indeed, and I don't often click on slide shows. What irritates me is, it's only after they've lured me in that I discover it's a slide show. So there I was, all primed to see the 50 hottest women in the world, and then, no, not gonna do it. Very annoying.
Quote:Yes, indeed, and I don't often click on slide shows. What irritates me is, it's only after they've lured me in that I discover it's a slide show. So there I was, all primed to see the 50 hottest women in the world, and then, no, not gonna do it. Very annoying.
And the picture that got you to click the slideshow in the first place ends up being #50.
Quote:Townies who park by my driveway and do the same thing. I just picked up half a dozen Busch bottles that some [BAD WORD REMOVED] dumped out of his cooler before he and his tatted up clan rolled out of my neighborhood.
I recommend a few strategically placed roofing nails.
Quote:And the picture that got you to click the slideshow in the first place ends up being #50.
Or, worse yet, not even in the list.
Quote:Mr. [BAD WORD REMOVED] Hole driver, meet Mr. Middle Finger.
No, thanks. My prostate's fine.
Quote:No, thanks. My prostate's fine.
Lol. Man, I set myself up for that.
"Fixers"
You know, the kind of person that if you have even the slightest appearance of annoyance or sadness try to come "fix" your mood for you.
People in parking lots who start their turns way early and have to maneuver in super slow motion so they don't hit your car stopped at a stop sign or any of the other parked cars.. then they jaw at you throughout the turn like it's your fault for being in their way when in fact they just drive like doo doo.
Quote:"Fixers"
You know, the kind of person that if you have even the slightest appearance of annoyance or sadness try to come "fix" your mood for you.
My girl does that for me.. Sometimes in the middle of the night or in the morning, I pretend to be sad.. Works every time..
Bought a Whopper sandwich at BK just now, $6.09 cents. For a hamburger.
Quote:Bought a Whopper sandwich at BK just now, $6.09 cents. For a hamburger.
A low quality hamburger.
Quote:A low quality hamburger.
And debatable whether it's actually meat!
I'd rather eat a whopper than any burger from mcdonalds, that's for sure..
Quote:I'd rather eat a whopper than any burger from mcdonalds, that's for sure..
Truth.
People who don't speed, and people who tailgate me when I'm clearly driving hyper-vigilantly and with utmost circumspection and just way slower because police.
Police; and offensive people who take offense to offense being taken by offensive police.
And the rest of the people I guess; not you guys tho, you guys are gold.
Quote:People who don't speed, and people who tailgate me when I'm clearly driving hyper-vigilantly and with utmost circumspection and just way slower because police.
Police; and offensive people who take offense to offense being taken by offensive police.
And the rest of the people I guess; not you guys tho, you guys are gold.
Gold offends me, I prefer rust..
Erectile dysfunction commercials. They are endless.
Quote:Erectile dysfunction commercials. They are endless.
No kidding, and in family hours between 7pm and 9pm too. Really not a question I enjoy from my 6 year old. Worse still they've added them to the On Demand commercial set now so you see them 6 times an hour through that medium.