Quote:Who drinks vodka for the taste???
Quote:Yep. It's either mixed or chased.
Dirty vodka martinis, very dry. I only swirl the vermouth around the glass and pour it back into the bottle. Add a jalapeno stuffed drunken olive and you have a masterpiece, even with cheap vodka.
Shaken, not stirred, of course.
Pinnacle, $19.95 for 1.75 liter.
Quote:Dirty vodka martinis, very dry. I only swirl the vermouth around the glass and pour it back into the bottle. Add a jalapeno stuffed drunken olive and you have a masterpiece, even with cheap vodka.
Shaken, not stirred, of course.
Pinnacle, $19.95 for 1.75 liter.
OMG! RJ we have found common ground!
(And then! LOL)
Quote:Those little aluminum covers that you have to tear off of a new bottle of coffee creamer. Those things are such a pain in the rear. The Dunkin Donuts coffee creamer uses plastic pull tabs with a ring built it to make it easier to tear off.. Not CoffeeMate or Baileys.. God Forbid..
Btw, Bailey's Mudslide Coffee Creamer is pretty damn good.
Where do you get it from???
Bumper stickers.
If I want to know what you think, I'll ask you.
Quote:Bumper stickers.
If I want to know what you think, I'll ask you.
But how else will I tell you to Be American or that I'm ready for Hillary or persuade you to COEXIST?
Quote:Bumper stickers.
If I want to know what you think, I'll ask you.
.But how else would you know that vegetables have feelings too?
Quote:OMG! RJ we have found common ground!
(And then! LOL)
Just lulling you in to a false sense of security.
Quote:Where do you get it from???
A grocery store called Publix. Was on sale, buy one get one free. I ended up getting Mudslide and Bourbon Poundcake. Haven't tried the later yet.
Women who eat takeaways 3 nights a week but are bamboozled as to why they arn't losing any weight.
Quote:Bumper stickers.
If I want to know what you think, I'll ask you.
This reminds me of the Chuck Norris line, "If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."
Quote:Bumper stickers.
If I want to know what you think, I'll ask you.
No one is forced to read someone's car...although I do enjoy a good whirled peas sticker ever now and then!
Quote:although I do enjoy a good whirled peas sticker ever now and then!
Don't keep us in suspense, you peed on a stick! Any big news to report?
Quote:Don't keep us in suspense, you peed on a stick! Any big news to report?
The big news is the stick did not appreciate it.
The most sophisitcated thing you will ever pee on...
So yeah, I'm gonna have to get some of the Coffee Creamer when I'm over there!!
98 days until we fly!
People who say "yo" after every sentence.
Quote:People who say "yo" after every sentence.
Yo Bro! What do you mean?
People who stop traffic to back into a parking spot. The most egregious offense of this I witnessed this weekend in a parking lot at the town center. Dude in front of me stops and makes me wait to go around him to park so he can back into a space and there were a million open spaces for him to park in next to where he did AND he could have even driven through his space and been parked the way he wanted to park on the other aisle. Oh my god I wanted to strangle him.