Sweaty handshakes. So gross.
Quote:Sweaty handshakes. So gross.
That's your fault for living in Florida. No one to blame but yourself.
Dead fish handshakes from guys. If you're not willing to give a firm handshake, then curtsy.
Quote:Dead fish handshakes from guys. If you're not willing to give a firm handshake, then curtsy.
I changed doctors once because he had the wimpiest handshake ever...I couldn't trust the guy!!!
Quote:Dead fish handshakes from guys. If you're not willing to give a firm handshake, then curtsy.
I was trying to figure out how to word this. ^^ But that will work.
Quote:Losing the rubber piece off your earbuds.
Rubber?
Get yourself some Comply foam buds and thank me later!
Quote:Dead fish handshakes from guys. If you're not willing to give a firm handshake, then curtsy.
Ha!
Hand crushers are also annoying, not quite as bad, but I find it a little weird.
Quote:I changed doctors once because he had the wimpiest handshake ever...I couldn't trust the guy!!!
I can honestly empathize. Weak handshakes convey a creepy vibe.
Quote:Ha!
Hand crushers are also annoying, not quite as bad, but I find it a little weird.
Yep, I encountered one of those a couple of weeks ago. You could actually see him tense up as he squeezed.
Websites that autoplay videos *cough* ESPN *cough*
Quote:I feel ya, I've not played it.. mainly because I have things to do... plus I'm not 10 years old.
And people are giving me crap about giving them crap. I'm like great enjoy the game but we don't all need to know your accomplishments lol.
Quote:And people are giving me crap about giving them crap. I'm like great enjoy the game but we don't all need to know your accomplishments lol.
Pokemon anything is an accomplishment for kids older then 11 or 12?
Burning my fingers while picking bacon out of a hot cast iron skillet.
Quote:I can honestly empathize. Weak handshakes convey a creepy vibe.
So true! The Dr. in question was a dermatologist for my son who was about 15 at the time. Daddy Bunnie has alway taught baby Bunnie the look people in the eye and a firm handshake thing...Dr comes in the room and limp wrists us both and as soon as he leaves the room again, we both look at each other and say "Aww Hell No" at the same time....even a kid knew it just ain't right!!
Quote:So true! The Dr. in question was a dermatologist for my son who was about 15 at the time. Daddy Bunnie has alway taught baby Bunnie the look people in the eye and a firm handshake thing...Dr comes in the room and limp wrists us both and as soon as he leaves the room again, we both look at each other and say "Aww Hell No" at the same time....even a kid knew it just ain't right!!
I was always told that I should never look another man in the eye when I'm shaking.
I can't remember what scenario to which this applied, though.
Quote:I was always told that I should never look another man in the eye when I'm shaking.
I can't remember what scenario to which this applied, though.
You better try to remember...it might get a little awkward for you at some point!
It annoys me how beautiful French/Spanish women are compared to Irish budgies.
My plan to abscond to a Spanish farm was just moved forward by 10 years.
Quote:It annoys me how beautiful French/Spanish women are compared to Irish budgues.
My plan to abscond to a Spanish farm was just moved forward by 10 years.
That's because all the pretty Irish women get jobs tending bar in trendy foreign cities. Like mine.