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(07-29-2021, 02:03 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]People who drive the big extended cab trucks and they can't handle them.. It's like way too much truck for them that they can't park it or keep it in their lane on the road.. Makes me feel like poppin tires..

Sounds like my wife when she gets a wild hair to drive mine, nd it ain't that big of a truck...

(07-29-2021, 02:03 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]People who drive the big extended cab trucks and they can't handle them.. It's like way too much truck for them that they can't park it or keep it in their lane on the road.. Makes me feel like poppin tires..

We like to call that "a compensatory purchase"

My beer fridge in the garage quit on me.

wait...that's not trivial...

  

(07-30-2021, 11:11 AM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ]My beer fridge in the garage quit on me.

wait...that's not trivial...

  

I stopped in to the office today and mine is kaput. Glad it was cleaned out except for some drinks, but still...

I missed my weather update from the news. Seeing commercials for inside edition. How often should I bathe my child??? Daily? Weekly? Ever? Seriously? Are people that stupid or confused to resort to a stupid show as that to determine when/how often to bathe their kid? If so, you shouldn’t have any kids.

(08-02-2021, 07:21 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I missed my weather update from the news.  Seeing commercials for inside edition.  How often should I bathe my child??? Daily? Weekly? Ever?  Seriously?  Are people that stupid or confused to resort to a stupid show as that to determine when/how often to bathe their kid?  If so, you shouldn’t have any kids.

We live in a society where people check social media for news and life inspiration. Also a generation is coming up learning from their parents who seek advice from their phones. 

Nobody figures stuff out anymore. They look to others to tell them everything.

(08-02-2021, 08:02 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-02-2021, 07:21 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I missed my weather update from the news.  Seeing commercials for inside edition.  How often should I bathe my child??? Daily? Weekly? Ever?  Seriously?  Are people that stupid or confused to resort to a stupid show as that to determine when/how often to bathe their kid?  If so, you shouldn’t have any kids.

We live in a society where people check social media for news and life inspiration. Also a generation is coming up learning from their parents who seek advice from their phones. 

Nobody figures stuff out anymore. They look to others to tell them everything.

Sad, but true

(08-02-2021, 07:21 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I missed my weather update from the news.  Seeing commercials for inside edition.  How often should I bathe my child??? Daily? Weekly? Ever?  Seriously?  Are people that stupid or confused to resort to a stupid show as that to determine when/how often to bathe their kid?  If so, you shouldn’t have any kids.

It’s cuz Ashton Kutcher and whoever his wife is came out recently and said they don’t bathe themselves and their kids that often. Basically they just freshen up their kibbles and bits and pits, wipe off any visible dirt from the kids but don’t bathe at all, and didn’t wash them at all when they were babies. 

(08-02-2021, 08:53 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-02-2021, 07:21 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I missed my weather update from the news.  Seeing commercials for inside edition.  How often should I bathe my child??? Daily? Weekly? Ever?  Seriously?  Are people that stupid or confused to resort to a stupid show as that to determine when/how often to bathe their kid?  If so, you shouldn’t have any kids.

It’s cuz Ashton Kutcher and whoever his wife is came out recently and said they don’t bathe themselves and their kids that often. Basically they just freshen up their kibbles and bits and pits, wipe off any visible dirt from the kids but don’t bathe at all, and didn’t wash them at all when they were babies. 

I believe you’re referring to as what’s called a “whore” bath.  My brother told me a story or two about using baby wipes as a bath while they were out in the woods for a week or so on end in the Army.  

His wife.. uh Mila Kunitz (sp). I’d probably hit that with or without her taking a whore bath.  She’s hawt!

(08-02-2021, 09:00 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-02-2021, 08:53 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]It’s cuz Ashton Kutcher and whoever his wife is came out recently and said they don’t bathe themselves and their kids that often. Basically they just freshen up their kibbles and bits and pits, wipe off any visible dirt from the kids but don’t bathe at all, and didn’t wash them at all when they were babies. 

I believe you’re referring to as what’s called a “whore” bath.  My brother told me a story or two about using baby wipes as a bath while they were out in the woods for a week or so on end in the Army.  

His wife.. uh Mila Kunitz (sp). I’d probably hit that with or without her taking a whore bath.  She’s hawt!

Yeah, and whores aren’t known for their cleanliness…hard pass!

(08-02-2021, 09:00 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-02-2021, 08:53 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]It’s cuz Ashton Kutcher and whoever his wife is came out recently and said they don’t bathe themselves and their kids that often. Basically they just freshen up their kibbles and bits and pits, wipe off any visible dirt from the kids but don’t bathe at all, and didn’t wash them at all when they were babies. 

I believe you’re referring to as what’s called a “whore” bath.  My brother told me a story or two about using baby wipes as a bath while they were out in the woods for a week or so on end in the Army.  

His wife.. uh Mila Kunitz (sp). I’d probably hit that with or without her taking a whore bath.  She’s hawt!

Mila Kunis without makeup.

(08-02-2021, 07:21 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I missed my weather update from the news.  Seeing commercials for inside edition.  How often should I bathe my child??? Daily? Weekly? Ever?  Seriously?  Are people that stupid or confused to resort to a stupid show as that to determine when/how often to bathe their kid?  If so, you shouldn’t have any kids.

This probably became a story after the Kunis/Kutcher thing a week or so ago. They said something about how often they bathe their kids, but like farts I cared enough to pay attention to what they actually said about it.

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(08-02-2021, 09:00 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-02-2021, 08:53 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]It’s cuz Ashton Kutcher and whoever his wife is came out recently and said they don’t bathe themselves and their kids that often. Basically they just freshen up their kibbles and bits and pits, wipe off any visible dirt from the kids but don’t bathe at all, and didn’t wash them at all when they were babies. 

I believe you’re referring to as what’s called a “whore” bath.  My brother told me a story or two about using baby wipes as a bath while they were out in the woods for a week or so on end in the Army.  

His wife.. uh Mila Kunitz (sp). I’d probably hit that with or without her taking a whore bath.  She’s hawt!

we called it something else, but for fear of reprimand, I ain't posting it here.

(07-30-2021, 01:34 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-30-2021, 11:11 AM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ]My beer fridge in the garage quit on me.

wait...that's not trivial...

  

I stopped in to the office today and mine is kaput. Glad it was cleaned out except for some drinks, but still...

Broke down on Sunday and bought a new garage fridge.  Rather than buying somebody else's junk, I went to a Lowe's Outlet that's right near me, a scratch and dent kinda place.  Got a brand new 22 cubic foot (basic) LG fridge for $422.  I little more than I would have spent buying somebody's used fridge, but got a manufacturer's warranty for a couple of years and a new fridge.

(08-03-2021, 10:25 AM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-30-2021, 01:34 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]I stopped in to the office today and mine is kaput. Glad it was cleaned out except for some drinks, but still...

Broke down on Sunday and bought a new garage fridge.  Rather than buying somebody else's junk, I went to a Lowe's Outlet that's right near me, a scratch and dent kinda place.  Got a brand new 22 cubic foot (basic) LG fridge for $422.  I little more than I would have spent buying somebody's used fridge, but got a manufacturer's warranty for a couple of years and a new fridge.

And 6 cases of beer to christen it I presume.

(08-03-2021, 11:58 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-03-2021, 10:25 AM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ]Broke down on Sunday and bought a new garage fridge.  Rather than buying somebody else's junk, I went to a Lowe's Outlet that's right near me, a scratch and dent kinda place.  Got a brand new 22 cubic foot (basic) LG fridge for $422.  I little more than I would have spent buying somebody's used fridge, but got a manufacturer's warranty for a couple of years and a new fridge.

And 6 cases of beer to christen it I presume.

Have not gotten around to any contents yet.  I just wanted to make sure I had it before the next Costco trip, which will be this weekend.

(08-03-2021, 07:43 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-02-2021, 09:00 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I believe you’re referring to as what’s called a “whore” bath.  My brother told me a story or two about using baby wipes as a bath while they were out in the woods for a week or so on end in the Army.  

His wife.. uh Mila Kunitz (sp). I’d probably hit that with or without her taking a whore bath.  She’s hawt!

Mila Kunis without makeup.

Damn you.

(08-03-2021, 04:45 PM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-03-2021, 07:43 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Mila Kunis without makeup.

Damn you.

Fantasy ruined?

I don’t know how many filthy children she has running around sporting jiffy feet, but I’m going to assume that she was about 8 months pregnant with all of them and had a head cold at the time of that pic.

It appears HB is attempting to sabotage her sex appeal or suggest I’d hit a piggy.  That’s pretty funny either way, my man.  I’m not much for animal cruelty.  Just for reference, here is the real mila.  

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In this pic, I’d pay her.  In the other one, she’d have to pay me. 

She’s been redeemed SF!   Let’s go out and get a few shot of Jim Beam Black.  I’ll pay.

(08-03-2021, 06:20 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]It appears HB is attempting to sabotage her sex appeal or suggest I’d hit a piggy.  That’s pretty funny either way, my man.  I’m not much for animal cruelty.  Just for reference, here is the real mila.  

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In this pic, I’d pay her.  In the other one, she’d have to pay me. 

She’s been redeemed SF!   Let’s go out and get a few shot of Jim Beam Black.  I’ll pay.

My man!