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(05-15-2020, 01:09 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Not knowing how much you use your stomach muscles until you have laparoscopic gallbladder surgery.

Spoiler alert: it’s a lot!!!

I thought my 2015 lap surgery was bad until 2018 when they had to cut me from my navel to my pubic bone to remove 3" of my sigmoid colon. 

Holy. Freaking. Hell. 

I wish that on no one. 

I hope you heal and feel better quickly!!

(05-19-2020, 02:29 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-15-2020, 01:09 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Not knowing how much you use your stomach muscles until you have laparoscopic gallbladder surgery.

Spoiler alert: it’s a lot!!!

I thought my 2015 lap surgery was bad until 2018 when they had to cut me from my navel to my pubic bone to remove 3" of my sigmoid colon. 

Holy. Freaking. Hell. 

I wish that on no one. 

I hope you heal and feel better quickly!!

I sympathize, but, TMI.

(05-19-2020, 02:29 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-15-2020, 01:09 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Not knowing how much you use your stomach muscles until you have laparoscopic gallbladder surgery.

Spoiler alert: it’s a lot!!!

I thought my 2015 lap surgery was bad until 2018 when they had to cut me from my navel to my pubic bone to remove 3" of my sigmoid colon. 

Holy. Freaking. Hell. 

I wish that on no one. 

I hope you heal and feel better quickly!!

Ouch! I had a cesarean with Bunny Boy back in the day. Being cut like that really sucks!

(05-19-2020, 04:19 PM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-19-2020, 02:29 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: [ -> ]I thought my 2015 lap surgery was bad until 2018 when they had to cut me from my navel to my pubic bone to remove 3" of my sigmoid colon. 

Holy. Freaking. Hell. 

I wish that on no one. 

I hope you heal and feel better quickly!!

I sympathize, but, TMI.

You have a weak stomach if that bothers you. Be glad I didn't go into why they had to do that when it was supposed to be a much simpler procedure. Now that will twist your britches.

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(05-19-2020, 04:59 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-19-2020, 02:29 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: [ -> ]I thought my 2015 lap surgery was bad until 2018 when they had to cut me from my navel to my pubic bone to remove 3" of my sigmoid colon. 

Holy. Freaking. Hell. 

I wish that on no one. 

I hope you heal and feel better quickly!!

Ouch! I had a cesarean with Bunny Boy back in the day. Being cut like that really sucks!

It does, sister!

It's 16:15, last meeting before a four day weekend:

"I'd like to raise three more points with the group."

(05-19-2020, 04:19 PM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-19-2020, 02:29 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: [ -> ]I thought my 2015 lap surgery was bad until 2018 when they had to cut me from my navel to my pubic bone to remove 3" of my sigmoid colon. 

Holy. Freaking. Hell. 

I wish that on no one. 

I hope you heal and feel better quickly!!

I sympathize, but, TMI.

"Sir, please come to the procedure room, it's time for your Flex Sig appointment."

People who wear masks with their nose uncovered. Why bother to even wear it?

(05-21-2020, 06:58 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]People who wear masks with their nose uncovered. Why bother to even wear it?

Haha. 
Saw a lady doing that yesterday. 


Then she removed the whole thing to talk to a store clerk. 

(05-21-2020, 06:58 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]People who wear masks with their nose uncovered. Why bother to even wear it?

One will make you sick. The other will get you called sick.

(05-21-2020, 02:00 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]One will make you sick. The other will get you called sick.

And most likely get you an arrest record to boot!

(05-21-2020, 12:58 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-21-2020, 06:58 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]People who wear masks with their nose uncovered. Why bother to even wear it?

What if one doesn't wear underwear?  Asking for a friend.

(05-21-2020, 02:26 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-21-2020, 12:58 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]

What if one doesn't wear underwear?  Asking for a friend.

Substitute “underwear” for “pants”.

The grammar used on the TV news. "The government calling today for all citizens to..." Or "The President saying today that..." Or "The plane falling from the sky..."

That is not good grammar. And they do it over and over and over. Correct grammar would be "The President said today..." or ..." is saying..." or "...was saying..."

And then there's the way every anchor person has to give a little comment at the end of every story. "Oh, that's terrible." "Well, we're all sad about that." I don't need that little comment at the end of every story.

(05-25-2020, 06:45 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]The grammar used on the TV news.  "The government calling today for all citizens to..."  Or "The President saying today that..."  Or "The plane falling from the sky..."  

That is not good grammar.   And they do it over and over and over.  Correct grammar would be "The President said today..." or ..." is saying..." or "...was saying..."  

And then there's the way every anchor person has to give a little comment at the end of every story.  "Oh, that's terrible."  "Well, we're all sad about that."   I don't need that little comment at the end of every story.

Could have just said “TV News.”

Yes, those things are annoying. 

My favorite is: 
“A common household product that could be deadly? Tune in at eleven to find out what’s in your kitchen that might kill you.” 

Or:

“Doctors now say coffee is good for you!”

9 days later:

“Is coffee giving you high blood pressure?”

(05-25-2020, 07:31 AM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-25-2020, 06:45 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]The grammar used on the TV news.  "The government calling today for all citizens to..."  Or "The President saying today that..."  Or "The plane falling from the sky..."  

That is not good grammar.   And they do it over and over and over.  Correct grammar would be "The President said today..." or ..." is saying..." or "...was saying..."  

And then there's the way every anchor person has to give a little comment at the end of every story.  "Oh, that's terrible."  "Well, we're all sad about that."   I don't need that little comment at the end of every story.

Could have just said “TV News.”

Yes, those things are annoying. 

My favorite is: 
“A common household product that could be deadly? Tune in at eleven to find out what’s in your kitchen that might kill you.” 

Or:

“Doctors now say coffee is good for you!”

9 days later:

“Is coffee giving you high blood pressure?”

Many local news anchors also start sentences with the word "now". I don't know why it bugs me, but they do it a lot.

(05-25-2020, 09:52 AM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-25-2020, 07:31 AM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]Could have just said “TV News.”

Yes, those things are annoying. 

My favorite is: 
“A common household product that could be deadly? Tune in at eleven to find out what’s in your kitchen that might kill you.” 

Or:

“Doctors now say coffee is good for you!”

9 days later:

“Is coffee giving you high blood pressure?”

Many local news anchors also start sentences with the word "now". I don't know why it bugs me, but they do it a lot.

That bugs me, too.

(05-25-2020, 10:33 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-25-2020, 09:52 AM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]Many local news anchors also start sentences with the word "now". I don't know why it bugs me, but they do it a lot.

That bugs me, too.

Now you both just need to stop being so sensitive.

(05-25-2020, 02:08 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-25-2020, 10:33 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]That bugs me, too.

Now you both just need to stop being so sensitive.

Quit bugging me.

Tamper seals that have the fold over flap of plastic that is supposed to be used pull the seal loose. A great idea - IF THEY DIDN'T USE GORILLA GLUE TO ATTACH THE SEAL.