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(08-03-2021, 06:34 PM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-03-2021, 06:20 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]It appears HB is attempting to sabotage her sex appeal or suggest I’d hit a piggy.  That’s pretty funny either way, my man.  I’m not much for animal cruelty.  Just for reference, here is the real mila.  
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In this pic, I’d pay her.  In the other one, she’d have to pay me. 

She’s been redeemed SF!   Let’s go out and get a few shot of Jim Beam Black.  I’ll pay.

My man!
She’s also Russian.  Fluent in the language. If I heard right, fluent in others as well.  Hawt, smart and sexy!  She can talk all kinds of mean nasties and they sound even nastier.  Until HB comes in here and posts
A link of her strung out on some [BLEEP] while pregnant with her non bathing kids and we find out she’s not even Mila but Miles.  Damn you HB!!!  Smile
(08-03-2021, 06:44 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-03-2021, 06:34 PM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]My man!
She’s also Russian.  Fluent in the language. If I heard right, fluent in others as well.  Hawt, smart and sexy!  She can talk all kinds of mean nasties and they sound even nastier.  Until HB comes in here and posts
A link of her strung out on some [BLEEP] while pregnant with her non bathing kids and we find out she’s not even Mila but Miles.  Damn you HB!!!  Smile

She's Ukrainian. Call her a Russian and she'll take off her makeup and girdle to become Olga the Yankee slayer.

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The first picture was some paparazzi catching her leaving my place one morning a few years ago; I thought her lawyers got that sealed.
(08-03-2021, 08:30 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-03-2021, 06:44 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]She’s also Russian.  Fluent in the language. If I heard right, fluent in others as well.  Hawt, smart and sexy!  She can talk all kinds of mean nasties and they sound even nastier.  Until HB comes in here and posts
A link of her strung out on some [BLEEP] while pregnant with her non bathing kids and we find out she’s not even Mila but Miles.  Damn you HB!!!  Smile

She's Ukrainian. Call her a Russian and she'll take off her makeup and girdle to become Olga the Yankee slayer.

[Image: 570898101_e9e8e93304_b.jpg]

HAWT
New beer fridge us stocked. I even put some of that silly water stuff that my wife drinks in there.
(08-04-2021, 08:40 AM)Mikey Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-03-2021, 08:30 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]She's Ukrainian. Call her a Russian and she'll take off her makeup and girdle to become Olga the Yankee slayer.

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HAWT

Not only is she hawt, it doesn’t seem like she has teeth!  Win-win!
(08-04-2021, 07:31 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-04-2021, 08:40 AM)Mikey Wrote: [ -> ]HAWT

Not only is she hawt, it doesn’t seem like she has teeth!  Win-win!

I dunno what you are talking about, I was admiring the mansion in the background.
(08-05-2021, 08:40 AM)Mikey Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-04-2021, 07:31 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Not only is she hawt, it doesn’t seem like she has teeth!  Win-win!

I dunno what you are talking about, I was admiring the mansion in the background.

I’ve got news for ya.  There are a  couple mansions cropped out of the bottom of the photo too.
(08-05-2021, 08:40 AM)Mikey Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-04-2021, 07:31 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Not only is she hawt, it doesn’t seem like she has teeth!  Win-win!

I dunno what you are talking about, I was admiring the mansion in the background.

That’s probably an Orthodox Church.
I like to think it’s a troll, fairy or gnome mansion in the background. Looks like it ought to be.


So I guess I let NFL.com know my team was the Jaguars. I get notifications, as I’m sure half of you guys/girls do as well. I get these notifications saying that “a player” is “generating a bunch of buzz”. “Uncovered a gem”. [BLEEP] you. Spill the beans. who the [BLEEP] is it? I’m not naive enough to blindly click on it and read your BS. You want to send a notification, then Notify me on what the actual [BLEEP] happened. I’m a seasoned Jags fan. I know better.
When Jeff Prosser goes into one of his protracted hooping and hollering fits on 1010XL. I’m not sure if he’s trying to be sarcastic or funny, but I desperately wish someone would karate chop him in the throat when he does it.
Angi “angies list/home advisor”. Not so much them but some of the people that go there and fill out whatever they do to charge businesses a lead fee. I normally pause my leads. We’ve got too many referrals. And people hitting those sites up for us to be paying for it. Why pay an SEO company when you’re a member of these sites that make you number 1 in youre area in the first place with the kind of reviews we have? Every now and then I forget to pause the leads and get charged 28-35 bucks. Not a biggie. But when you’re charging me and a handful of other businesses 30-ish bucks and you’re wanting a one time service???? [BLEEP] you. I know they don’t know what they’re doing. But [BLEEP] you! Thanks for wasting wveryones time and money.
(08-17-2021, 07:43 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]When Jeff Prosser goes into one of his protracted  hooping and hollering fits on 1010XL. I’m not sure if he’s trying to be sarcastic or funny, but I desperately wish someone would karate chop him in the throat when he does it.

Man, when my husband and I were watching the game and we were seeing all the ads and news stuff from Jacksonville I told him it was a weird thing to see. Eddie Farrah and the same hair style he's had forever. Steve Buresch the weather dude. Phil Amato. Now you say Jeff Prosser's name. 

It's weird. I'm used to seeing/hearing about Jaguars related people and things, but to see people and places I haven't even thought about for at least 10 years is strange. Just had to get that out of my system. Lol.
(08-17-2021, 11:42 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-17-2021, 07:43 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]When Jeff Prosser goes into one of his protracted  hooping and hollering fits on 1010XL. I’m not sure if he’s trying to be sarcastic or funny, but I desperately wish someone would karate chop him in the throat when he does it.

Man, when my husband and I were watching the game and we were seeing all the ads and news stuff from Jacksonville I told him it was a weird thing to see. Eddie Farrah and the same hair style he's had forever. Steve Buresch the weather dude. Phil Amato. Now you say Jeff Prosser's name. 

It's weird. I'm used to seeing/hearing about Jaguars related people and things, but to see people and places I haven't even thought about for at least 10 years is strange. Just had to get that out of my system. Lol.

And the Jaguars still suck (until proven different).
(08-18-2021, 09:23 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-17-2021, 11:42 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: [ -> ]Man, when my husband and I were watching the game and we were seeing all the ads and news stuff from Jacksonville I told him it was a weird thing to see. Eddie Farrah and the same hair style he's had forever. Steve Buresch the weather dude. Phil Amato. Now you say Jeff Prosser's name. 

It's weird. I'm used to seeing/hearing about Jaguars related people and things, but to see people and places I haven't even thought about for at least 10 years is strange. Just had to get that out of my system. Lol.

And the Jaguars still suck (until proven different).

Unfortunately, some things never change…
Poor people in rentals who hang out in their garage into the night.
(08-18-2021, 11:15 PM)Jagsfan32277 Wrote: [ -> ]Poor people in rentals who hang out in their garage into the night.

yeah, those poor folk should be hangin out on their porches into the night.

how poor are you if you have a car hole, though? First house I bought (mind you, I was poor, just not a filthy renter) didn't have one. Come to think of it every house I ever rented in college and post-grad didn't even have a car hole. Must be why I went to bed before midnight most days.
(08-18-2021, 11:15 PM)Jagsfan32277 Wrote: [ -> ]Poor people in rentals who hang out in their garage into the night.

This post has made me curious.  What prompted your posting that?   Are you in a poor neighborhood, with lots of rentals, and poor people hanging out in their garage?  Do they have air conditioning in the house?  Please elaborate.
(08-18-2021, 11:15 PM)Jagsfan32277 Wrote: [ -> ]Poor people in rentals who hang out in their garage into the night.

But very convenient for us folks who buy “stuff” late at night.
Well, why are all those rich people in a garage with no car? Seems like he may be on to something.  Maybe the car(s) were  repo’d. Maybe they’re hanging out in the garage wondering where the car is at.  Wait, this isn’t a new construction neighborhood is it?  You have sqautters next door?