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(08-02-2017, 07:06 PM)DarloJAG84 Wrote: [ -> ]What a ridiculously good song this is.

What? No unimaginative melody accompanied by unrelenting heavy beats covering vapid and obscene rhyming chants filtered through Auto-Tune to compensate for complete lack of musical talent?  No scantily clad women mindlessly grinding in demeaning and salacious manner? 

This ain't music.
(08-02-2017, 09:30 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-02-2017, 07:06 PM)DarloJAG84 Wrote: [ -> ]What a ridiculously good song this is.

What? No unimaginative melody accompanied by unrelenting heavy beats covering vapid and obscene rhyming chants filtered through Auto-Tune to compensate for complete lack of musical talent?  No scantily clad women mindlessly grinding in demeaning and salacious manner? 

This ain't music.

I know right.. how dare he even write his own lyrics too!!
(08-02-2017, 09:34 PM)DarloJAG84 Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-02-2017, 09:30 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]What? No unimaginative melody accompanied by unrelenting heavy beats covering vapid and obscene rhyming chants filtered through Auto-Tune to compensate for complete lack of musical talent?  No scantily clad women mindlessly grinding in demeaning and salacious manner? 

This ain't music.

I know right.. how dare he even write his own lyrics too!!

A giftless squawker.
I'm a grandpa again. He wasn't due for another 2 weeks.
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Congrats old man!
(08-08-2017, 12:45 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a grandpa again. He wasn't due for another 2 weeks.

Congratulations!!! Banana
Thanks all!

I think my daughter is relieved she was saved from being big and pregnant for two more weeks. I don't know how women do it. Pregnancy looks miserable to me.
Yeah, you try passing a Volkswagon through a tunnel the size of a half dollar....

NO THANK YOU! I have a high pain threshold but...........

Glad to be a Man
(08-08-2017, 05:17 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Thanks all!

I think my daughter is relieved she was saved from being big and pregnant for two more weeks. I don't know how women do it. Pregnancy looks miserable to me.

It is. Especially there at the end. Don't even get me started on my little bunny boy deciding to hang out way longer than necessary Angry 

I love the kid, but there's a reason I have only one.
(08-08-2017, 12:45 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a grandpa again. He wasn't due for another 2 weeks.

A little late to the party but congrats man!
I got a bunch of stuff from Peterbrooke for my birthday, some regular chocolate and some white chocolate stuff. I'm seriously disappointed in the white chocolate. As good as the regular chocolates are, the white stuff is very blah.
What's a Peterbrooke?
(08-10-2017, 12:57 AM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]What's a Peterbrooke?

There was a kid at my school called Peter Brooke.

But I'm assuming this is some kind of store, and not gifts from the kid I went to school with?..
(08-09-2017, 08:20 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-08-2017, 12:45 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a grandpa again. He wasn't due for another 2 weeks.

A little late to the party but congrats man!

Thank you.

(08-10-2017, 12:57 AM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]What's a Peterbrooke?

It's a small trickling stream of penises. Or a penis trickling a small stream, I forget.
White chocolate isn't that great to begin with. Seems alluring but always a let down.
(08-10-2017, 12:57 AM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]What's a Peterbrooke?

It's a local chocolatier.
(08-10-2017, 05:54 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]It's a small trickling stream of penises. Or a penis trickling a small stream, I forget.

I think they make a medication for that kind of thing.
Why do ducks walk everywhere when they can fly? Ducks are stoopid.
(08-11-2017, 05:49 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Why do ducks walk everywhere when they can fly? Ducks are stoopid.

It's probably cheaper.