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(04-16-2018, 11:20 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-16-2018, 09:58 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]Well I had an uneasy hour or so this morning at work.  My credentials to sign into my email account weren't working when I got in this morning.  Not something you want to see with all of the [BLEEP] that's going on around here.  Turned out just to be a server issue.  Now I just need to get some new underwear.

Why are you using your underwear to sign in to email?

He lost the pair you gave him...
(04-16-2018, 11:54 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-16-2018, 11:20 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]Why are you using your underwear to sign in to email?

He lost the pair you gave him...

Now that just doesn't make any sense.
(04-16-2018, 12:17 PM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-16-2018, 11:54 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]He lost the pair you gave him...

Now that just doesn't make any sense.


You’d think he’d take better care of his valuables.
(04-16-2018, 11:20 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-16-2018, 09:58 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]Well I had an uneasy hour or so this morning at work.  My credentials to sign into my email account weren't working when I got in this morning.  Not something you want to see with all of the [BLEEP] that's going on around here.  Turned out just to be a server issue.  Now I just need to get some new underwear.

Why are you using your underwear to sign in to email?

There's another way?
(04-16-2018, 05:46 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-16-2018, 12:17 PM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]Now that just doesn't make any sense.


You’d think he’d take better care of his valuables.

Probably ended up in a Japanese vending machine.
(04-16-2018, 11:20 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-16-2018, 09:58 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]Well I had an uneasy hour or so this morning at work.  My credentials to sign into my email account weren't working when I got in this morning.  Not something you want to see with all of the [BLEEP] that's going on around here.  Turned out just to be a server issue.  Now I just need to get some new underwear.

Why are you using your underwear to sign in to email?

Are you saying I shouldn't wear underwear at work?  

That doesn't seem very comfortable...
I just sent a man a message via the email address of DCup.

This is not a joke.
(04-17-2018, 07:55 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]I just sent a man a message via the email address of DCup.

This is not a joke.

I won't ask where you found that particular email address.
(04-17-2018, 08:42 AM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-17-2018, 07:55 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]I just sent a man a message via the email address of DCup.

This is not a joke.

I won't ask where you found that particular email address.

Just be careful it's not a booby trap.
I foresee mounds of trouble with this.
(04-17-2018, 09:04 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]I foresee mounds of trouble with this.



You could really milk this!
I'm just trying to stay abreast of this thread.
(04-17-2018, 11:00 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]I'm just trying to stay abreast of this thread.

You gotta stay perky.
(04-17-2018, 10:44 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-17-2018, 09:04 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]I foresee mounds of trouble with this.



You could really milk this!

I thought that was an offer for a moment.. I was going to ask you two to keep it in a private conversation. You know how I am with my delicate innocence.
Well, damn.
Not looking good for my old hound dog right now. May have to say goodbye tomorrow if she doesn't improve.
(04-17-2018, 09:04 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]I foresee mounds of trouble with this.

It sounds like quite a handful.
(04-17-2018, 03:24 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]Well, damn.
Not looking good for my old hound dog right now. May have to say goodbye tomorrow if she doesn't improve.
Do they know what ails her? Here is hoping for the best.
(04-17-2018, 06:01 PM)Jagwired Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-17-2018, 03:24 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]Well, damn.
Not looking good for my old hound dog right now. May have to say goodbye tomorrow if she doesn't improve.
Do they know what ails her? Here is hoping for the best.

Thank you.

She has several cysts that are growing rapidly despite every attempt to slow them down. One of them is beginning to affect her mobility and she is responding badly to a liver medication designed to help slow the cyst growth.

Removing the cysts via surgery isn't an option due to her age and heart instability - probably won't wake from anesthesia. The cysts would likely grow right back anyway. They are a response to her poor liver function and her body attempts to detoxify her blood through her skin - resulting in big lumps under her fur.
I bowled a 760 last night. A seven [BLEEP] sixty.

On a somewhat related note, I believe I may have been sweating pure beer and tequila when I was out doing my morning walk.
(04-17-2018, 06:48 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-17-2018, 06:01 PM)Jagwired Wrote: [ -> ]Do they know what ails her? Here is hoping for the best.

Thank you.

She has several cysts that are growing rapidly despite every attempt to slow them down. One of them is beginning to affect her mobility and she is responding badly to a liver medication designed to help slow the cyst growth.

Removing the cysts via surgery isn't an option due to her age and heart instability  - probably won't wake from anesthesia.  The cysts would likely grow right back anyway. They are a response to her poor liver function and her body attempts to detoxify her blood through her skin - resulting in big lumps under her fur.


Suuuuuucks....