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(08-16-2018, 03:30 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-16-2018, 01:47 AM)Bchbunnie Wrote: [ -> ]Seriously though, a tuxedo or a black suit with a black shirt and tie would also be appropriate. You can do a white shirt with the black suit, you’d just need to step up your tie game with that option.

With a tuxedo, a white tie is actually more formal than black.

For a tuxedo, yes it is.

(08-16-2018, 01:26 PM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-16-2018, 09:58 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]Wait...

They "kinda" suggest? Man, that means you can rock the Chuck Taylor's and some cutoffs.


If you do wear black though, I would recommend a white shirt and black vest / waistcoat for the California heat. It lets you go away from the tie but still look formal. Plus, you'll stand out almost as much as HomerMyBiscuit in his little black dress.

Whoops! They "kindly" suggest. It's in Mid-Oct and outside of CA, clueless to how hot it will be. I don't normally do black suits but I have one - with very very faint pinstripes. Not entirely sure about that.

You can get a vest / waist coat (a coat that don't have no sleeves so it is mistaken a lot of times for a vest) for about $20 on Amazon. Just sayin'.

Are we there yet...are we there yet...are we there yet?

A friend of mine just had hip replacement surgery.  He got this at the hospital.  Thought it was pretty humorous/clever.

(08-16-2018, 01:26 PM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-16-2018, 01:47 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]A black cocktail dress...but I don’t know if you have the legs for it. 


Seriously though, a tuxedo or a black suit with a black shirt and tie would also be appropriate. You can do a white shirt with the black suit, you’d just need to step up your tie game with that option.

Ha, thanks Bunnie, I definitely do not. Formal usually indicates tuxedo to me but I think what they were going for was semi-formal i.e. black suit. 

(08-16-2018, 09:58 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]Wait...

They "kinda" suggest? Man, that means you can rock the Chuck Taylor's and some cutoffs.


If you do wear black though, I would recommend a white shirt and black vest / waistcoat for the California heat. It lets you go away from the tie but still look formal. Plus, you'll stand out almost as much as HomerMyBiscuit in his little black dress.

Whoops! They "kindly" suggest. It's in Mid-Oct and outside of CA, clueless to how hot it will be. I don't normally do black suits but I have one - with very very faint pinstripes. Not entirely sure about that.

Stepping down the list as I was taught at Mrs. Pennyworth's Academy for Aspiring Gentlemen:

White Tie - A full Tux, the options here are tails or no tails, top hat or no top hat, and walking stick or no walking stick.
Black Tie - Full Tux, no tails, top hat and walking stick both optional
Formal - Your best suit, usually black but not mandatory, at least a dark blue or gray with a sensible tie
Semi-Casual/Business - Everyday suit wear in the full range of season appropriate colors
Casual - Slacks and a dress shirt, tie optional
Beach - Khakis, polo or dress shirt, flip flops 
Rico - Cargo Shorts, Hawaiian Shirt, white socks, sandals (golf spikes if the ceremony is outdoors)
HomeBiscuit - Acid washed Daisy Dukes, Wifebeater tank, Trucker Hat, Crocks

(08-17-2018, 09:29 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-16-2018, 01:26 PM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]Ha, thanks Bunnie, I definitely do not. Formal usually indicates tuxedo to me but I think what they were going for was semi-formal i.e. black suit. 

Whoops! They "kindly" suggest. It's in Mid-Oct and outside of CA, clueless to how hot it will be. I don't normally do black suits but I have one - with very very faint pinstripes. Not entirely sure about that.

Stepping down the list as I was taught at Mrs. Pennyworth's Academy for Aspiring Gentlemen:

White Tie - A full Tux, the options here are tails or no tails, top hat or no top hat, and walking stick or no walking stick.
Black Tie - Full Tux, no tails, top hat and walking stick both optional
Formal - Your best suit, usually black but not mandatory, at least a dark blue or gray with a sensible tie
Semi-Casual/Business - Everyday suit wear in the full range of season appropriate colors
Casual - Slacks and a dress shirt, tie optional
Beach - Khakis, polo or dress shirt, flip flops 
Rico - Cargo Shorts, Hawaiian Shirt, white socks, sandals (golf spikes if the ceremony is outdoors)
HomeBiscuit - Acid washed Daisy Dukes, Wifebeater tank, Trucker Hat, Crocks

What are these 'socks' of which you speak?

(08-17-2018, 09:42 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-17-2018, 09:29 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]Stepping down the list as I was taught at Mrs. Pennyworth's Academy for Aspiring Gentlemen:

White Tie - A full Tux, the options here are tails or no tails, top hat or no top hat, and walking stick or no walking stick.
Black Tie - Full Tux, no tails, top hat and walking stick both optional
Formal - Your best suit, usually black but not mandatory, at least a dark blue or gray with a sensible tie
Semi-Casual/Business - Everyday suit wear in the full range of season appropriate colors
Casual - Slacks and a dress shirt, tie optional
Beach - Khakis, polo or dress shirt, flip flops 
Rico - Cargo Shorts, Hawaiian Shirt, white socks, sandals (golf spikes if the ceremony is outdoors)
HomeBiscuit - Acid washed Daisy Dukes, Wifebeater tank, Trucker Hat, Crocks

What are these 'socks' of which you speak?

Snapped this pic of you at the tailgate last week.

(08-17-2018, 10:43 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-17-2018, 09:42 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]What are these 'socks' of which you speak?

Snapped this pic of you at the tailgate last week.

They look good on you.

(08-17-2018, 10:47 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-17-2018, 10:43 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]Snapped this pic of you at the tailgate last week.

They look good on you.

I'm more of a black socks kind of guy.

(08-17-2018, 09:29 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-16-2018, 01:26 PM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]Ha, thanks Bunnie, I definitely do not. Formal usually indicates tuxedo to me but I think what they were going for was semi-formal i.e. black suit. 

Whoops! They "kindly" suggest. It's in Mid-Oct and outside of CA, clueless to how hot it will be. I don't normally do black suits but I have one - with very very faint pinstripes. Not entirely sure about that.

Stepping down the list as I was taught at Mrs. Pennyworth's Academy for Aspiring Gentlemen:

White Tie - A full Tux, the options here are tails or no tails, top hat or no top hat, and walking stick or no walking stick.
Black Tie - Full Tux, no tails, top hat and walking stick both optional
Formal - Your best suit, usually black but not mandatory, at least a dark blue or gray with a sensible tie
Semi-Casual/Business - Everyday suit wear in the full range of season appropriate colors
Casual - Slacks and a dress shirt, tie optional
Beach - Khakis, polo or dress shirt, flip flops 
Rico - Cargo Shorts, Hawaiian Shirt, white socks, sandals (golf spikes if the ceremony is outdoors)
HomeBiscuit - Acid washed Daisy Dukes, Wifebeater tank, Trucker Hat, Crocks

I’m shocked and a little disheartened at this portrayal of me. I don’t know if you’re serious, or not. You have no idea what you’re talking about. Crocs??

(08-17-2018, 11:44 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-17-2018, 09:29 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]Stepping down the list as I was taught at Mrs. Pennyworth's Academy for Aspiring Gentlemen:

White Tie - A full Tux, the options here are tails or no tails, top hat or no top hat, and walking stick or no walking stick.
Black Tie - Full Tux, no tails, top hat and walking stick both optional
Formal - Your best suit, usually black but not mandatory, at least a dark blue or gray with a sensible tie
Semi-Casual/Business - Everyday suit wear in the full range of season appropriate colors
Casual - Slacks and a dress shirt, tie optional
Beach - Khakis, polo or dress shirt, flip flops 
Rico - Cargo Shorts, Hawaiian Shirt, white socks, sandals (golf spikes if the ceremony is outdoors)
HomeBiscuit - Acid washed Daisy Dukes, Wifebeater tank, Trucker Hat, Crocks

I’m shocked and a little disheartened at this portrayal of me. I don’t know if you’re serious, or not. You have no idea what you’re talking about. Crocs??

You’re definitely a Teva kinda guy....he doesn’t know what he’s talking about!

(08-17-2018, 11:57 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-17-2018, 11:44 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]I’m shocked and a little disheartened at this portrayal of me. I don’t know if you’re serious, or not. You have no idea what you’re talking about. Crocs??

You’re definitely a Teva kinda guy....he doesn’t know what he’s talking about!

Exactly! 
Crocs with acid washed denim... Heathen.

(08-17-2018, 12:40 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-17-2018, 11:57 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]You’re definitely a Teva kinda guy....he doesn’t know what he’s talking about!

Exactly! 
Crocs with acid washed denim... Heathen.

The absence of a denial of the Daisy Duke's is duly noted.

(08-17-2018, 05:21 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-17-2018, 12:40 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Exactly! 
Crocs with acid washed denim... Heathen.

The absence of a denial of the Daisy Duke's is duly noted.

I saw you looking.

(08-17-2018, 08:14 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-17-2018, 05:21 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]The absence of a denial of the Daisy Duke's is duly noted.

I saw you looking.

I peeked too!

(08-17-2018, 08:44 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-17-2018, 08:14 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]I saw you looking.

I peeked too!

Did you peek? Or was it peeking out looking at you?

(08-19-2018, 03:24 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-17-2018, 08:44 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]I peeked too!

Did you peek? Or was it peeking out looking at you?

Maybe it was both!

Someone in my office building has a ringtone that is the exact same tone as the building's fire alarm/evacuation signal. How [BLEEP] stupid do you to be to choose that as your ringtone?

The warm weather has ruined me. It's 17C right now and I'm sitting in my study wearing a sweater and a beanie because I was cold without either.

I'm at the airport to catch my flight to PA.

You know...they have beer in here.