OK...... They sort of woke me up (I say sort of because I was just laying there with my eyes open) to get me to weigh in this morning. Looked at the scale and it was just a hair over 240..... That means I've lost approximately 60 pounds since March 31st. Needed to drop a few anyway...... Maybe my outfits will fit me a little better now..........
(07-27-2023, 03:05 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]Have you ever noticed
When you're feeling really good
There's always a pigeon
That'll come [BLEEP] on your hood?
My granddad raised and raced homing pigeons. I spent a good bit of time cleaning coops and poops
To your limerick I will say, put one pigeon in the spaghetti, suddenly your hood stays awful clean!
(07-28-2023, 12:50 PM)Mikey Wrote: [ -> ] (07-27-2023, 03:05 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]Have you ever noticed
When you're feeling really good
There's always a pigeon
That'll come [BLEEP] on your hood?
My granddad raised and raced homing pigeons. I spent a good bit of time cleaning coops and poops
To your limerick I will say, put one pigeon in the spaghetti, suddenly your hood stays awful clean!
That is actually the opening verse to a John Prine song. Not sure which one....... So I can not and will not take credit for it........
They call me 007......
0 Fairways......
0 Birdies.......
7 beers before the turn.......
And life is all about perspective.........
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ships kitchen........
(07-28-2023, 03:06 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]They call me 007......
0 Fairways......
0 Birdies.......
7 beers before the turn.......
when I go golfin they call me snowman. My scorecard looks like a family photo album.
I'm bored and it's 104 outside.
Not a good combo.
(07-29-2023, 02:10 PM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ]I'm bored and it's 104 outside.
Not a good combo.
When you feel powerless remember......... A single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park............
(07-28-2023, 07:52 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]If anyone wants incandescent bulbs, get them before Tuesday when it will become illegal for retailers to sell them.
https://www.newsnationnow.com/business/t...an-august/
Prohibiting companies from making and selling them is most definitely an attempt to take away light bulbs you dumb cow.
“These updated regulations are not an attempt to ban or take away appliances like gas stoves, light bulbs, or dishwashers,” Rep. Cori Bush, D-Mo., said.
How am I just now hearing about this? I had no idea or I'd have been stocking up my neighbor with them. He's retired and on a fixed income and won't be happy about having to pay more for a freaking light bulb that will likely outlive him.
(07-28-2023, 06:15 AM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]OK...... They sort of woke me up (I say sort of because I was just laying there with my eyes open) to get me to weigh in this morning. Looked at the scale and it was just a hair over 240..... That means I've lost approximately 60 pounds since March 31st. Needed to drop a few anyway...... Maybe my outfits will fit me a little better now..........
Gotta maintain that girlish figure! And congrats on the weight loss. You'll feel a lot better for sure. Especially your hips, knees and ankles.
I just want to give a "hat's off" to all that work outside in this heat/humidity (Jags comes to mind). I have been working on building a goat pen/shelter for our new goats (coming soon). By lunchtime I am pretty much done. In my younger days, I would have pressed on as long as I had plenty of hydration. This last couple of days I have sucked down bottled water and Gatorade like nobody's business, and I still can't stand working out there past 12:00 or so.
When I finally go inside to cool off, I can't "stand myself" and have to shower and put on clean clothes.
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