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I tore down a 16x20 wooden shed this weekend. I'm having trouble determining what part of my body hurts the most right now.
(03-10-2018, 07:54 PM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]I tore down a large shed today.

I'm currently rewarding myself with intoxication.

I just finished a multiple weekend cleanup around the outside of my house as well.

And celebrated in the same fashion.

It's nicer now relaxing in the back yard being able to look at all the "to-done"s instead of all the "to-do"s.

Great weekends to have done them to, getting them in while the weather's still nice.

Now on to the garage work...
(03-10-2018, 03:01 PM)DragonFury Wrote: [ -> ]Five days until the end of my self imposed sobriety.

Two more days!
Note to self: Do not drink Canadian Club and Coke, and shots of tequila, on the same night.
(03-14-2018, 07:53 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]Note to self: Do not drink Canadian Club and Coke, and shots of tequila, on the same night.

Rookie mistake.
(03-15-2018, 11:17 AM)Deacon Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-14-2018, 07:53 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]Note to self: Do not drink Canadian Club and Coke, and shots of tequila, on the same night.

Rookie mistake.

So I should practice more?
This damn woman that sits in the cube beside me just misused the word literally about 6 times in the span of ten sentences.

Literally.
If the misuse of "literally" were a drinking game, I wouldn't make it through lunch.
Freaking SNOWING again! this is the 4th Nor'easter in a freaking month. Winter is like that angry person the leaves the room then comes back in and says......
And another thing!
I had an interesting experience this morning. I came into the house after I did my morning walk and I thought I smelled something burning. I went into the bedroom to shower and my fan was buzzing real loud and smoking. I took one look at that and thought, ‘That probably shouldn’t be doing that.’
Are we there yet?
246 256 and 241 last night for a 743. I was smokin'.

That is all...
(03-22-2018, 08:04 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]246 256 and 241 last night for a 743.  I was smokin'.

That is all...

Those are terrible golf scores.
(03-22-2018, 08:06 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-22-2018, 08:04 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]246 256 and 241 last night for a 743.  I was smokin'.

That is all...

Those are terrible golf scores.

It was dark.
246, 256, 241....you can say she got it all!

Whole lotta woman.
I'm eating at Picasso's. It's yummy.
Is there a pistachio addiction hotline?
My wife at the store: "No more sweets or junk food, we all need to lose weight."

My wife 2 hours later: "Let's watch a 4 hour Cake Wars marathon on Food TV."
(03-24-2018, 11:05 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]My wife at the store: "No more sweets or junk food, we all need to lose weight."

My wife 2 hours later: "Let's watch a 4 hour Cake Wars marathon on Food TV."

My wife's like this... hey let's be good this month.. then puts Diners, Drive Ins and Dives or Man V Food on...

Then again, she is 37 weeks pregnant, so I guess I can forgive her.
(03-24-2018, 08:01 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Is there a pistachio addiction hotline?

Don't we have a California "nut expert" around here somewhere?