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Amazon is down.

It's them danged Russians again!

(06-14-2021, 10:24 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Amazon is down.

It's them danged Russians again!

Works fine for me. Maybe the Russians don’t like you…

(06-14-2021, 11:21 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-14-2021, 10:24 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Amazon is down.

It's them danged Russians again!

Works fine for me. Maybe the Russians don’t like you…

Maybe Khan can hire them to hack into the NFL's computer system and give us an easier schedule!

Bummer, just noticed that today should have been Jags02's 49th birthday. Happy birthday anyway dude.

(06-15-2021, 02:23 PM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ]Bummer, just noticed that today should have been Jags02's 49th birthday.  Happy birthday anyway dude.

RIP, Fred.

He'd be so pumped about the Jags 2021 season. Gone too soon.

As [BLEEP] as my day was, it was a damned good day.  I need to fire a slacker.  But I alone did as many lawns as the crew with said slacker. Gave 4 estimates, got two right off the bat and waiting on the other two. I think I’ll get one of those other two.  I’m now hiring again (for myself) then trade that guy to the crew with the slacker.  This guy thinks he has the upper hand.  Nope.  You gone dude.  We are now officially “using” you until I secretly find your replacement.  Good bye and good riddance.  (Sp) Sa la vi, adios, good riddance, [BLEEP] you.  

I step away from this dude and I’m not going to micromanage or babysit grown [BLEEP] men.  Lawn boy up?

Oh, and according to my “non manly” iPhone, I’ve taken 26000 steps today. However accurate that is. I’ll take on more since I won’t settle down until I shower and such. Pretty proud of myself. I guess I still got it. I don’t want it, but I got it. Uh…

RIP, "Herb Tarlek".

'WKRP in Cincinnati' Star Frank Bonner Dead at 79 (tmz.com)

I always loved his tacky suits LOL

OK, I like this new place already. $3 house margs for happy hour.

I’m at that age where I’m trying to figure out who is hotter. Lea Thompson or her daughter Zoey Deutch (sp). I think there is a clear cut winner. But damn Lea Thompson still looks good.

(06-18-2021, 09:52 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I’m at that age where I’m trying to figure out who is hotter. Lea Thompson or her daughter Zoey Deutch (sp). I think there is a clear cut winner. But damn Lea Thompson still looks good.

Lea.. Space Camp.. I was a kid with a crush..

(06-19-2021, 05:57 AM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-18-2021, 09:52 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I’m at that age where I’m trying to figure out who is hotter. Lea Thompson or her daughter Zoey Deutch (sp). I think there is a clear cut winner. But damn Lea Thompson still looks good.

Lea.. Space Camp.. I was a kid with a crush..

Young Maureen McCormick.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

In my teens, I had migrated to lusting after Linda Ronstadt.

I lay down to watch TV in bed. My wife comes in and says “ There’s way too many pillows on the bed!”

No [BLEEP]! I questioned this decision when you bought them all. How many pillows do you need before you mount a recliner on the bed?

(06-19-2021, 08:43 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ] How many pillows do you need before you mount a recliner on the bed?

Do you get to watch? Usually have to pay extra for that sort of action.

*In Beavis voice*

Uhh, ha, like, he said “mount”

Interesting today. I was shopping for a new computer desk and the dude waiting on me was wearing a Jaguars mask.

(06-20-2021, 06:39 PM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ]Interesting today.  I was shopping for a new computer desk and the dude waiting on me was wearing a Jaguars mask.

(06-20-2021, 06:39 PM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ]Interesting today.  I was shopping for a new computer desk and the dude waiting on me was wearing a Jaguars mask.

Was carded entering a bar in Charleston SC last night. Security dude saw Jacksonville on the ID and gave me a “Duuuvaaalll” 

We out here