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Quote:Was waiting on Sammy to say something about the donkeys....... :teehee: :woot: :whistling:

Quote:In Kentucky, US, every citizen is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.

Quote:Yes, I understand that. I know I'm in the minority. Every one loves sporks but I just really had to get that off my chest.

Quote:I prefer foons.

Quote:Do the straws with the little spoon at the end have a name? I prefer those!!

Quote:Yeah they do, Nose Candy measuring spoons  *snort* *snort*  :woot:

Quote:This night shift stuff is messing with my alcohol consumption. I've been sober for almost two weeks straight!!!

Quote:OK BB4, I'm doing my part to keep this thread going, where are you?

Quote:The only thing I hate more than sporks is snakes. Having said that, I see snakes almost on a daily basis. Luckily they are non poisonous 87.6% of the time. However Monday I saw a three foot water moccasin. Glad I saw it too, one of my employees was about to head right towards him. Or her. When they don't have legs, it's hard to look between them to find out their gender. Edit: the snakes, not my employees.

Quote:Glad you added the edit!! :blink:

Quote:Yeah, just wanted to make that clear. Could you imagine the trouble I'd be in if checked between legs in interviews?

" ok Todd, you certainly look like you could be a great asset to the company. There's just one more thing we need to do first. Let's just take a quick look down here."

Quote:Yeah... That would go over like a turd in a punch bowl!!

Quote:I was looking for the Austin Powers clip. OH MY GOD! He left a floater........

Quote:I was thinking more of Hollywood Knights...but then it wasn't a turd in the punch bowl in that movie! :whistling: