Quote:If you ever want to switch to citrus...
My brother and I talk all the time about getting the hell out of CA and moving out that way. My neighbors just decided to sell their land and offered me the neighborly discount of $41k per acre. It's a 30 acre lot.
And that's a bargain! Not too mention you're paying over a million dollars for land that has no water. That's nuts.
Although I think pecans might be more up our alley. What else do you all grow there?
Quote:Have you seen him?
Quote:That bad eh?
The term I prefer is "skeevy", thank you very much.
Quote:The land will be worth 5k per acre when the trees reach maturity?
I need to move :/
I think he meant an acre of trees will be worth $5K, not the land itself.
Quote:Although I think pecans might be more up our alley. What else do you all grow there?
Weed?
Quote:The term I prefer is "sleeve", thank you very much.
I don't know what that means... :no:
Quote:I don't know what that means... :no:
That's the cool thing about being dumb, your life is basically a big mystery.
"Now what could I have possibly been thinking when I wrote that?"
So do you ride around in the Mystery Machine with Shaggy and Scoobie Doo?
Quote:mmmmm....Velma.
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The left is bigger than the right.
Just a casual observance.
Quote:That's the cool thing about being dumb, your life is basically a big mystery.
"Now what could I have possibly been thinking when I wrote that?"
I had no clue, but skeevy wasn't even on the list!
Quote:The left is bigger than the right.
Just a casual observance.
One is always a little bigger than the other.
Quote:One is always a little bigger than the other.
I knows! What a wonderful thing for a young man to discover.
Quote:I knows! What a wonderful thing for a young man to discover.
It applies to men too...it's just not so obviously seen.
Quote:It applies to men too...it's just not so obviously seen.
I don't know about bigger, but I do know lower.
Quote:I don't know about bigger, but I do know lower.
Do your boys hang low, do they wobble to and fro...can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow.....
Quote:can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow.....
If I could I wouldn't be working in an office.
Quote:If I could I wouldn't be working in an office.
Have you even tried? You might surprise yourself!
Quote:Have you even tried? You might surprise yourself!
Having been single through most of my teens I am well aware of the flexibility, or lack thereof, of my wedding tackle, thank you very much.
Quote:Having been single through most of my teens I am well aware of the flexibility, or lack thereof, of my wedding tackle, thank you very much.
Well as long as you've tried...lol
Quote:Well as long as you've tried...lol
I'd appreciate it if you got off the subject of my sex life.
Quote:I'd appreciate it if you got off the subject of my sex life.
I think it's the lack of one that was the subject, and you brought it up. :teehee: