Quote:Beer was not factored. This equation is invalid.
Quote:Gotta factor in the beer with golf
...and there was a keg in the back of the golf cart.
Ahhhhhhhhh. It's great to be CONUS.
Ohhh Noooo, Lets Talk went away
Yahhhhhhhhh, it's Back
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And we have managed to get Donkey's, Beer, Golf, Boobies and Gingers squared away.
Observation. After 35 years of wedded bliss (like I am saying anything else) to a Half Irish, Half Sicilian Ginger with the prerequisite Boobs, it is a very poor choice to Kick any Ginger, especially on who can self detonate spontaneously. Get her together with the three daughters and I trail behind 500ft because it is an Ordnance Convoy.
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I'm disturbed that once it was pointed out, golf has more mentions than bewbs.
Quote:I'm disturbed that once it was pointed out, golf has more mentions than bewbs.
Nothing gets in the way of a good golf swing like a well endowed set of boobies :teehee: :yes:
There, I mentioned both in one sentence........
Quote:Nothing gets in the way of a good golf swing like a well endowed set of boobies :teehee: :yes:
There, I mentioned both in one sentence........
Maybe if you switched to a wire support bra...
Sorry, couldn't let that pass. :teehee:
Quote:Maybe if you switched to a wire support bra...
Sorry, couldn't let that pass. :teehee:
Then you have the wires digging into you as you swing....trust me on this on! :yes:
Quote:Then you have the wires digging into you as you swing....trust me on this on! :yes:
I'm sure the other couple doesn't mind, for long.
:woot:
Quote:I'm sure the other couple doesn't mind, for long.
:woot:
You never know...they might like that kinda thing!! :thumbsup:
Now Now, don't get kinky.......... :teehee: :whistling:
Quote:Now Now, don't get kinky.......... :teehee: :whistling:
You say it like its a bad thing... :whistling:
Well, I can be kinkier then a $2 garden hose :teehee: :yes:
Made my first chili of the season tonight...it's pretty damn good if I do say so myself!! :yes:
I'm moving to a place, a place far away. It shall be my new beginning.
Quote:Made my first chili of the season tonight...it's pretty damn good if I do say so myself!! :yes:
There's only one season for chili - year round. I like mine with lots of beans. I make a mean pot myself.
Quote:I'm moving to a place, a place far away. It shall be my new beginning.
You're exaggerating. The county lockup is just down the road.
Quote:I'm moving to a place, a place far away. It shall be my new beginning.
As one door closes, another door opens.
Quote:As one door closes, another door opens.
Except in this case each one is unlocked and locked in succession.
Quote:I'm moving to a place, a place far away. It shall be my new beginning.
Far away from you, or far away from us?
Quote:Far away from you, or far away from us?
Do they have computers with Internet access at mental health facilities?
I better fill out my fantasy football picks ahead of time.
Quote:Except in this case each one is unlocked and locked in succession.
What a cruel beast.
Quote:Far away from you, or far away from us?
Perhaps neither. Perhaps both.
Like the dunes in the desert of time, the wind blows the sand across the sea of nothingness. We are here, we are there. We are everywhere.