Quote:I'm not a pagan I can't do anything besides Ketchup on my fries, but my wife she commits a small sin doing Hot Sauce on fries, I look the other way cause I love her.
You're a good man and a devoted husband.
Yesterday my wife nearly cut her ties with me period.
Basically, we were walking down to the polling station to cast my Referendum vote.. it was raining, yet warm.. so I decided flip-flops would suffice. Outside our local village stores are smooth paving stones, which are even more smooth when wet.. Before I knew it, I was on the floor... with my right leg folded underneath me.. a cut toe and a jarred back... plus the hoards of people outside the stores watching... needless to say, it wasn't my best moment.. it was topped off with my wife trying to prevent me from falling but in turn making a sweet connection with my face (by her elbow)... anyway, I didn't lose my sense of humour, but her laughter was relentless... yeah, thanks for the support!! I may even try and go down the spousal abuse/neglect line...
My wife mixes mayo and ketchup together for her fries.
Quote:Now I have to go out and buy a plunger.
You shouldn't have ate so much mayo!!! Ketchup wouldn't have done that too you!!
Quote:You shouldn't have ate so much mayo!!! Ketchup wouldn't have done that too you!!
I was cleaning my shower including the shower drain and all the gunk got stuck and blocked the drain right after the U-bend. Used the (brand new) plunger to clear it and more crap came out than when a politician gets a colon cleansing.
Quote:I was cleaning my shower including the shower drain and all the gunk got stuck and blocked the drain right after the U-bend. Used the (brand new) plunger to clear it and more crap came out than when a politician gets a colon cleansing.
You might want to consider cleaning your shower more often if it's so dirty that it clogs the drain..
Quote:My wife mixes mayo and ketchup together for her fries.
You have to like a wife that goes both ways, and mixes them together at that. Ooh La La!!!!!!!!!
British summer is weird.
10 minutes ago it was raining so hard that I couldn't see further than about 30 yards..
Now it's sunny to the point where if you told someone it had just rained, you'd get locked up under the Mental Health Capacity Act.
Quote:You have to like a wife that goes both ways, and mixes them together at that. Ooh La La!!!!!!!!!
Quote:Bi-Condimental.
And does not hesitate to do it in public.
Quote:British summer is weird.
It's the best week of the year!
I worked outside until around 2:00 and then took a nice cool shower. It's too stinking hot to do anything now but take a nap.
Quote:I worked outside until around 2:00 and then took a nice cool shower. It's too stinking hot to do anything now but take a nap.
Trying to talk myself into starting the lawn soon. It's early, but it's already ugly out and it'll take me 3+ hours to finish. Big yards are great....until you have to take care of them in
this weather.
Quote:Trying to talk myself into starting the lawn soon. It's early, but it's already ugly out and it'll take me 3+ hours to finish. Big yards are great....until you have to take care of them in this weather.
Just think of the beer that will be waiting for you when you finish....... :yes:
Quote:Just think of the beer that will be waiting for you when you finish....... :yes:
Pffft I drink my beer while I ride my zero turn
Shark Week damnit.. Bring it on..
Arya is a bit unhinged isn't she?