Quote:It's a different story if you're on business in Kazakhstan. That fermented mares milk is no joke. I guess I would make a terrible Dothraki. Darn.
It's officially margarita:30.
On a related note; appletinis are yummy.
Quote:Actually you should probably push that suggestion to the "hip" Jags media/internet team. A jaguar fan dating app. Oh man, think of the self loathing. It's gonna be great.
Judging by the serious lack of woman on this message board and in the BCC, I can't see it being a big hit...
Quote:On a related note; appletinis are yummy.
Admit it...you are really just a girl, aren't you?
Quote:Admit it...you are really just a girl, aren't you?
I'm just getting in touch with my feminine side. On the boss' money.
Quote:On a related note; appletinis are yummy.
My wife, who is not an 'experienced' drinker, got hammered on appletinis one night. I'm sure I still have pictures of her snoozing on the floor with my buddy's Rottweiler.
Quote:I'm just getting in touch with my feminine side. On the boss' money.
Somethings just shouldn't be touched... :whistling:
Alright! The poop free bath streak for my daughter continues, we're up to 5 straight now! (someone please tell me this gets better by the time they turn 2 and doesn't get bad again until about 80.....pleaaaaseee)
Quote:Alright! The poop free bath streak for my daughter continues, we're up to 5 straight now! (someone please tell me this gets better by the time they turn 2 and doesn't get bad again until about 80.....pleaaaaseee)
I can't help you...my son never pooped in his bath when he was a little one. Are you feeding her then bathing her right afterward? Maybe give her a little more percolating time after eating to work up a poo before you bath her?
Quote:Alright! The poop free bath streak for my daughter continues, we're up to 5 straight now! (someone please tell me this gets better by the time they turn 2 and doesn't get bad again until about 80.....pleaaaaseee)
Yea try not giving them a bath on a full tummy, shoot at 30 the warm water gets my underside rumbling.
Quote:Just one?
I wasn't aware he had any to give.
Whelp, it's Rum Thirty.
See ya'll at the beach!
Quote:Whelp, it's Rum Thirty.
See ya'll at the beach!
I haven't had rum in forever.
Check out this excellent prose I found on a plaque at a nearby war memorial:
"Slit trenches became dark pools of shadows and the bared steel of bayonets wavered slightly as the men shifted their weight from one foot to the other. Suddenly a big gun vomited its ‘Good Morning’ to the hills, the echo acknowledged with a muffled boom. Death chuckled and gazed at the area with lustful greed. Another day of war had begun."
Alf Lewis, signaller, Ramu Valley, New Guinea, 1943
Tell me that ain't good stuff.
My two favorite teams are playing today and Comcast is out.
Service will be Monday at 1.
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