Quote:I could do so much with this posting...but I'm going to show some restraint!!! :thumbsup:
On a side not: my Grandfather in law lives in Superior WI. and they've already had their first snow of the year up there!!
[BAD WORD REMOVED] that!!!!
First snow, last snow, ANY snow - I completely agree. I like snow as long as I have the option to leave it and come home to Florida.
Quote:You keep telling that story...but you keep forgetting that YOU dumped me!!!
Isn't this the part where Sammy starts drinking straight from the bottle and gesticulating?
Quote:First snow, last snow, ANY snow - I completely agree. I like snow as long as I have the option to leave it and come home to Florida.
Snows nice to visit...but I darn sure wouldn't want to live in it!!!
Quote:Isn't this the part where Sammy starts drinking straight from the bottle and gesticulating?
Yes...but we don't like to talk about that part of it!!
Quote:I hear he's looking for a new center. You up for it? Those Wisconsin winter games make for some coooold hands.
I was going to say ball snapper, but that sounds like it would send him to injured reserve.
She would probably be a better hand warmer than his current center, he only has one pocket.
Quote:Ha! Unlike you two, I can be at her house in 15 minutes. Except for the restraining order, and all. But still...
Straining orders, :angry: that is why I had to install cameras in her bushes ... all of them. :yes: For $10.99 per month, you can get exclusive access, all you will need is a CC number, and an email address.
Quote:You keep telling that story...but you keep forgetting that YOU dumped me!!!
Oh yeah, well how do I know what the bottom of your boot taste like? Not to mention your cheeks taste like Aaron Rogers hands.
Go ahead and use the same old excuse ... "You've been moonlighting as a Center, again"
Quote:Isn't this the part where Sammy starts drinking straight from the bottle and gesticulating?
That started an hour ago ... change your clock.
Quote:She would probably be a better hand warmer than his current center, he only has one pocket.
Straining orders, :angry: that is why I had to install cameras in her bushes ... all of them. :yes: For $10.99 per month, you can get exclusive access, all you will need is a CC number, and an email address.
Oh yeah, well how do I know what the bottom of your boot taste like? Not to mention your cheeks taste like Aaron Rogers hands. Go ahead and use the same old excuse ... "You've been moonlighting as a Center, again"
I've been meaning to ask you if I can have those boots back now btw! You know how hard it is to find jaguar print boots???
And you have no right to complain about Aaron Rodgers!! You came home smelling like Peyton Manning at all hours...a girl can only put up with so much!!!
Quote:I've been meaning to ask you if I can have those boots back now btw! You know how hard it is to find jaguar print boots???
I will have to ask Peyton ... He likes the way they look on me. ... He also said it never gets old spanking <delete><delete><delete>.
Quote:I will have to ask Peyton ... He likes the way they look on me. ... He also said it never gets old spanking <delete><delete><delete>.
Never mind!! If you've been wearing them, they'll never fit me again!! Your feet and calves are way bigger than mine...you know you've stretched them all out!!
It's good to know that you still enjoy a good spanking!! :thumbsup:
Did they forget a decimal point?
Quote:It's good to know that you still enjoy a good spanking!! :thumbsup:
Giving and receiving. ... Can Aaron Rogers say that with a straight face?
Quote:Giving and receiving. ... Can Aaron Rogers say that with a straight face?
No...but he can rock a discount double check!! :thumbsup:
Quote:No...but he can rock a discount double check!! :thumbsup:
I never did understand "that" move. Things like Colin Kaepernick kissing his Bicep muscle makes sense ... but I can't figure our the hands swiping around the mid sections meaning.
Spare Tire? :blink:
Championship Belt. It's an old rasslin' thing...
Quote:Championship Belt. It's an old rasslin' thing...
Championship Belt ... Weren't the winners of those things pre determined? He should probably rethink that idea.
Sammy...I just saw a McDonalds commercial...McRib is back!!!
Probably only in you local market.
Woe is me.
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