My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post.
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*hint* a glimmering bandersnatch is destined to bear the mark of a discounted overpass, by way of shapes and shades and codes of Morse; lest he be charmed, swindled, or altogether subverted by some equal in stature of stringent stilts amid the disreputably articulated morass of profound, hollow ambiguity in a disordered prophet's state of utter bedlam.
Immaterial, you say? Pshh, hurt people's feelings much? WAIT WHAT WHERE????
Quote:My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post.
Was he wearing a diaper...and have you thought about consulting a priest??? :blink:
Quote:My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post.
Well congrats on the new Mini-money. Now, you may need to reconsider what you are feeding him.... or call the priest.
Yeah, 4 weeks is a little young for Bean burritos
I walked into the room and found my cat sitting in front of the tv watching a basketball game...
Cat has No Taste in sports.........
Daytona was today
Quote:Cat has No Taste in sports.........
Daytona was today
Driving around in a circle is not a sport....my grandma did that when the lever on her hover round got stuck!!!
Quote:Was he wearing a diaper...and have you thought about consulting a priest??? :blink:
Lol. Well, this was in mid change. Quite the surprise.
Quote:Well congrats on the new Mini-money. Now, you may need to reconsider what you are feeding him.... or call the priest.
Wife cut out dairy and citrus. Kid is a pooping and farting machine. I think you are right, need to consult a priest.
Quote:Well congrats on the new Mini-money. Now, you may need to reconsider what you are feeding him.... or call the priest.
Wife cut out dairy and citrus. Kid is a pooping and farting machine. I think you are right, need to consult a priest.
Quote:My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post.
That's bad, but I have an 18 month old nephew that likes to reach into his diaper after pooping. Then he applies "war paint", so it could be worse!
With a three day diet of prunes, along with years of practice, I can hit the ceiling fan.
The .... hit the fan.
Quote:With a three day diet of prunes, along with years of practice, I can hit the ceiling fan.
The .... hit the fan.
That's disturbing...very disturbing!! :blink:
Quote:That's bad, but I have an 18 month old nephew that likes to reach into his diaper after pooping. Then he applies "war paint", so it could be worse!
Deffo - call the priest. "The power of Christ compels poo -- errr - you." :teehee:
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Thank God. I can't stand that sniffy insufferable twit.
Are you still out galavanting around the world?
Quote:'Piers Morgan Live' coming to an end, CNN says
Thank God. I can't stand that sniffy insufferable twit.
Ugh. Never liked that guy. Had to give up on CNN last year actually. Too much "infotainment" while the real news takes a back seat.
I tend to get most news online via Reuters, PBS, BBC, etc these days.