Quote:Why would you keep a lint ball in the ottoman when you have a perfectly good belly button?
Unless you're an outie, I suppose.
Uh... because that's what the manual says. Duh!
Real Men don't Need Instructions or Directions!
Quote:Real Men don't Need Instructions or Directions!
Since they don't, does that mean that I don't have to listen to your instruction about you directing me to not read the manual?
Quote:Since they don't, does that mean that I don't have to listen to your instruction about you directing me to not read the manual?
I Guess it does :teehee: :yes:
Quote:I Guess it does :teehee: :yes:
I was trying to see how many negatives I could pack into one sentence. I only got three on that one.
Quote:Since they don't, does that mean that I don't have to listen to your instruction about you directing me to not read the manual?
Quote:I was trying to see how many negatives I could pack into one sentence. I only got three on that one.
"Since they don't, don't that mean I don't have to listen to your instructions about you directing me not to read the manual?"
Four!!! Suck it!!!!

Quote:Dangit. Showed up again.
And you didn't even have to take your pants off!! Assuming you put some on this morning!! :thumbsup:
I work in a climate-controlled building.
Unfortunately, it seems like the climate the have in mind is Alaska.
Quote:I work in a climate-controlled building.
Unfortunately, it seems like the climate the have in mind is Alaska.
Wow!! Are they bringing in Huskies and dog sleds???

Quote:Wow!! Are they bringing in Huskies and dog sleds??? 
What does UConn have to do with anything? Are you sure you're not Deacon?
Quote:And you didn't even have to take your pants off!! Assuming you put some on this morning!! :thumbsup:
That's a dangerous assumption.
Quote:What does UConn have to do with anything? Are you sure you're not Deacon?
I just checked. I'm not sure at all.
Bowling night tonight.
This means beer.
I have cut back on my beer though. Going forward, I will only be drinking beer on days that end with Y.
Quote:What does UConn have to do with anything? Are you sure you're not Deacon?
Deacon has better bewbies!
I bowled tonight. Badly. It was not much fun.
There was beer.
And the girl at the snack bar had bewbs.