Quote:I would lapse into delerium tremens without coffee in the morning. I love the taste of it, the smell of it, the warmth of it. I would marry it if I could.
Coffee and Homebiscuit sitting in a tree...k I s s I n g...

Quote:Coffee and Homebiscuit sitting in a tree...k I s s I n g... 
Only it truly understands me.
Well, I've been known to step out with beer on occasion.
Quote:I would lapse into delerium tremens without coffee in the morning. I love the taste of it, the smell of it, the warmth of it. I would marry it if I could.
Minus the morning thing that's how I feel about beer
Quote:today was the first day I actually finished a cup of coffee, it was horrible but did the trick and kept me up.
You could just drink Diet Coke instead, at least that doesn't taste bitter and rank.
Quote:Happy Birthday, DF. Tell your parents you want a hookah next year. And one of those fancy smoking apparatuses, too.
I don't smoke.
We talking about coffee? I love coffee
Quote:You could just drink Diet Coke instead, at least that doesn't taste bitter and rank.
I don't smoke.
You know what really wakes me up, a Banal and Sunny Delight for breakfast. I'm out of both this morning, going to be a long day I guess.....
Quote:You know what really wakes me up, a Banal and Sunny Delight for breakfast. I'm out of both this morning, going to be a long day I guess.....
A banal? People still eat those old things?

Quote:What's a banal?
ba·nal
<span>ˈbānl,bəˈnal,-ˈnäl/</span>
<i>adjective</i>
adjective: <b>banal</b>
1.
so lacking in originality as to be obvious and boring.
"songs with banal, repeated words"
synonyms:
trite,
hackneyed,
clichéd,
platitudinous,
vapid,
commonplace,
ordinary,
common,
stock,
conventional,
stereotyped, overused,
overdone, overworked,
stale,
worn out,
timeworn,
tired,
threadbare,
hoary,
hack,
unimaginative,
humdrum,
ho-hum,
unoriginal,
uninteresting,
dull,
uninvolving,
trivial;
ha Banal! That's why I can't post from my iphone.
I replaced a pool pump and hand raked the thatch out of the yard this weekend.
I can't remember the last time I had that much fun over the span of two days.
Quote:I replaced a pool pump and hand raked the thatch out of the yard this weekend.
I can't remember the last time I had that much fun over the span of two days.
Let's see if you ever get invited to another root canal.
Here it is March 17th, spring is only a few days away and it's freaking SNOWING on me AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote:Here it is March 17th, spring is only a few days away and it's freaking SNOWING on me AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's some good news; I find out I'm getting an extra 3.4% bonus over last year.
Quote:Here it is March 17th, spring is only a few days away and it's freaking SNOWING on me AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote:Two words:
Flor ida
Well the good thing about it is I got to snow down my beer to keep it cold in the cooler (didn't have to buy ice) I like my beer at about 33 34 F
This morning rain has thrown a monkey wrench into my a.m. walk schedule. On the bright side, it hasn't given me the opportunity to fall on my face again.
And why do they call it a monkey wrench? Do monkeys use them? Did monkeys invent them? I'm confused.