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homebiscuit

10-19-2013, 10:11 PM
Quote:Best Flinstones Episode EVER! (4 1/2 minutes)

 

 
 

Is it any wonder why I started smoking and drinking when I was eight-years-old?

homebiscuit

10-19-2013, 10:41 PM
I went for a nice long night ride on my bike earlier.  My imagination always runs away with me while riding down dark rural roads with no other traffic around.  The trees zip by in the periphery of my headlights and it's kind of mesmerizing. However, I always have to keep my eyes peeled for deer and other critters darting out in front of me, but what if I came upon a woman in a night gown (I always envision that, I don't know why) standing alongside the road, bloody and disheveled, reaching out with one hand while her face is in a contorted silent scream.  Terrified, I twist the throttle to get away, only to see a sign which reads 'Dead End'.   

 

I love night rides, believe it or not.   Smile

The Drifter

10-20-2013, 07:40 AM
Quote:I went for a nice long night ride on my bike earlier.  My imagination always runs away with me while riding down dark rural roads with no other traffic around.  The trees zip by in the periphery of my headlights and it's kind of mesmerizing. However, I always have to keep my eyes peeled for deer and other critters darting out in front of me, but what if I came upon a woman in a night gown (I always envision that, I don't know why) standing alongside the road, bloody and disheveled, reaching out with one hand while her face is in a contorted silent scream.  Terrified, I twist the throttle to get away, only to see a sign which reads 'Dead End'.   

 

I love night rides, believe it or not.   Smile
 

Sounds like The Rocky Horror Picture Show...... Tell me, then you end up at an Old Mansion with a creepy butler?

homebiscuit

10-20-2013, 07:50 AM
I just noticed that Rebecca Barry, the weather babe for channel 4, looks like one of my old girlfriends.  Except, Rebecca has all of her teeth, her eyes aren't crossed, and, um, she doesn't have a mole on..her..nose.

 

Never mind.

homebiscuit

10-20-2013, 07:53 AM
Quote:Sounds like The Rocky Horror Picture Show...... Tell me, then you end up at an Old Mansion with a creepy butler?
 

As long as I'm not wearing S&M gear and singing in falsetto.

xJAGGYx

10-20-2013, 08:50 AM
Quote:I just noticed that Rebecca Barry, the weather babe for channel 4, looks like one of my old girlfriends. Except, Rebecca has all of her teeth, her eyes aren't crossed, and, um, she doesn't have a mole on..her..nose.


Never mind.
You not the first person I've heard describe her as a "babe". I just don't see it. But she is a lot more fun to look at Richard nunn. But at least he is funny. I won't forget the time Rebecca issued a severe rainbow warning. That was kinda funny.

homebiscuit

10-20-2013, 09:34 AM
No one talks anymore. I'm sitting in the airport waiting on a flight and about 80% of the people are looking down at their phones - like I'm doing right now.

jag86fan

10-20-2013, 09:47 AM
Sorry, posted twice...

jag86fan

10-20-2013, 09:52 AM
Maybe your buddy is taking Viagra or something like it and doesn't want anybody to know. I think fainting is one of the symptoms if you take that kind of medication when you're not supposed to. What do they say, "A sudden loss in blood pressure may occur"...?

Bchbunnie4

10-20-2013, 10:48 AM
Quote:No one talks anymore. I'm sitting in the airport waiting on a flight and about 80% of the people are looking down at their phones - like I'm doing right now.



It's just you, no one wants to look up at you...you forgot your pants again!!!

Bchbunnie4

10-20-2013, 10:49 AM
Quote:Maybe your buddy is taking Viagra or something like it and doesn't want anybody to know. I think fainting is one of the symptoms if you take that kind of medication when you're not supposed to. What do they say, "A sudden loss in blood pressure may occur"...?



But as a bonus...he can now bowl without using his hands!! :thumbsup:

homebiscuit

10-20-2013, 11:31 AM
Quote:It's just you, no one wants to look up at you...you forgot your pants again!!!


Who am I, Sammy? Oh no. I'm not wearing any pants because they would look dumb with my skirt. Duh.

manpurse

10-20-2013, 11:47 AM
Quote:Who am I, Sammy? Oh no. I'm not wearing any pants because they would look dumb with my skirt. Duh.
 

Pants are for pretenders.

Bchbunnie4

10-20-2013, 01:16 PM
Quote:Who am I, Sammy? Oh no. I'm not wearing any pants because they would look dumb with my skirt. Duh.



Maybe you forgot to sit with your legs closed?

homebiscuit

10-20-2013, 01:34 PM
Quote:Maybe you forgot to sit with your legs closed?


Forgot?

Bchbunnie4

10-20-2013, 03:09 PM
Quote:Forgot?



Flying to San Fran today? :whistling:

xJAGGYx

10-20-2013, 03:59 PM
Quote:Flying to San Fran today? :whistling:

Enjoy your flight. Watch out for the weirdos.

Bchbunnie4

10-20-2013, 04:02 PM
Quote:Enjoy your flight. Watch out for the weirdos.



It all depends on what your definition of weirdos is!! :whistling:

The Drifter

10-20-2013, 04:27 PM
Quote:It all depends on what your definition of weirdos is!! :whistling:
 

These people might quailify........

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOaBwwEsHDk

xJAGGYx

10-20-2013, 04:30 PM
Quote:It all depends on what your definition of weirdos is!! :whistling:

I'm very, very "right" if you know what I mean. So most of the west coast esp. San Fran I consider weird.
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