Quote:I just noticed the urinal in this anti drinking and driving commercial for the NHTSA. I've never seen a urinal situated next to the door. How awkward.
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Very odd placement indeed.
Not even a divider. Surprised some guy taking a leak there hasn't been added to the Sexual Predators Registry.
Beer makes me gassy. I've been drinking all Friday and Saturday. It smells rank.
Quote:I'm pretty sure that being made to play golf while sober is against the Geneva Convention.
God...as long as you don't force me to watch soccer I'm good. That's a lie. I'd need to be drunk...really drunk...to be forced to watch a soccer match. Ugh.
Soccer, If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take DF to a bar.......
Quote:Soccer, If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take DF to a bar.......
If I only failed to score for 90 minutes I'd be wildly ecstatic.
Quote:If I only failed to score for 90 minutes I'd be wildly ecstatic.
Might try letting up on the beer...mushroom clouds aren't a turn on.
Quote:Might try letting up on the beer...
Do you hear yourself? Do you??
Quote:NEVER!
There are things out there even more enjoyable than beer...lol
Quote:Do you hear yourself? Do you??
I wasn't talking to you...you've got a woman!!
Quote:I wasn't talking to you...you've got a woman!!
And beer.
I'm blessed.
Right after I posted this she presented me with a bottle of Knob Creek Rye Whiskey. Not the bourbon I usually drink, but she doesn't know the difference since she's a teetotaler. It's the thought that counts. Looks like I'll be priming my taste buds for some spicy Rye.
Quote:<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~steinl/vitser/beer.html'>107 Reasons why Beer is Better than Women</a>
Written by a man who isn't getting any...and I don't mean beer. :no:
Quote:There are things out there even more enjoyable than beer...lol
You can have my beer when you pry it from my cold, dead, alcohol poisoned hands.
Quote:You can have my beer when you pry it from my cold, dead, alcohol poisoned hands.
At least you'll have something to grow old with....
So I'm buying an apartment and I found the seller's facebook page. How am I to deal with this information?
Quote:So I'm buying an apartment and I found the seller's facebook page. How am I to deal with this information?
Set up a Facebook page pretending to be a ghost and threaten to haunt their apartment unless they sell it.
Quote:Set up a Facebook page pretending to be a ghost and threaten to haunt their apartment unless they sell it.
He's already selling it you [BLEEP].