Quote:I'm playing golf at a fancy-schmancy snooty course on Sunday. I don't understand it. They let me make the tee time even after I gave them my name. Plus they have alcohol and other boozes there.
Are you sure it's not a trick to get you to buy a timeshare in Aspen? I've heard that's a thing.
I thought I'd leave this here.
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Quote:I thought I'd leave this here.
Are you having arguments in your head again?
Quote:Are you having arguments in your head again?
We all have our ways of dealing with issues.
Don't judge.
Quote:We all have our ways of dealing with issues.
Don't judge.
My Bruce is bigger than your Bruce!!
Quote:My Bruce is bigger than your Bruce!!
Maybe, but the chin. The chin is key here.
We went to Tilted Kilt for lunch.
I really enjoyed it.
And they had food.
Quote:We went to Tilted Kilt for lunch.
I really enjoyed it.
And they had food.
Are their kilts really lopsided?
I'm mowing my lawn in the midday heat. I go inside to get some water and my two lounging cats raise their head and open one eye with a look mild annoyance. Stoopid cats. I should get a Jack Russell terrier just to annoy them.
Quote:Are their kilts really lopsided?
Reminds me of an old poem..
Id like to go to Scotland
And show off my two thighs
Id wear a little mini kilt
And poke you in the eyes..
Reminds me of a scene from Night Court (one of the funniest shows ever made) when the judge admonishes a defendant who is nude except for a little show stage strapped around his waist; "One more curtain call from you and you're going into lockup."
Quote:Reminds me of a scene from Night Court (one of the funniest shows ever made) when the judge admonishes a defendant who is nude except for a little show stage strapped around his waist; "One more curtain call from you and you're going into lockup."
Man, that was a great show.
"But I'm feeling much better now."
I had the Biggest Crush on Markie Post
Quote:I had the Biggest Crush on Markie Post
Oh yeah, I liked her too.
Quote:Oh yeah, I liked her too.
I just remember the big fluffy sweaters with the shoulder pads she always used to wear.