Quote:Well that's not a good way to end lunch. I just dropped a big blob of strawberry yogurt right in the middle of my shirt.
Don't worry, it'll all come out in the wash
A man was in a pub when an Ugly girl came up to him and squeezed his butt..... Give me your number sexy...... Do you have a pen he asked?....... yes she said..... well you better get back to it before the farmer notices you're missing......
My 4 year old son told my grandmother who watches him to leave his 2 month old brother at the house so they could hang out alone. So the sibling rivalry begins...
Quote:Well that's not a good way to end lunch. I just dropped a big blob of strawberry yogurt right in the middle of my shirt.
Walk in the office acting like you were stabbed...that way it doesn't look like you're a slob! :thumbsup:
Quote:Cultural barbarian.
Thank you! From you I take that as a compliment! :thumbsup:
:woot:
Quote:Hey, I live in the '<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.news4jax.com/health/report-ranks-st-johns-healthiest-county-in-florida/25173702'>healthiest county in Florida</a>' for the third straight year.
And it's all because of me.
:yes:
That's like being the smartest person in Tennessee.
Quote:Hey, I live in the '<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.news4jax.com/health/report-ranks-st-johns-healthiest-county-in-florida/25173702'>healthiest county in Florida</a>' for the third straight year.
And it's all because of me.
:yes:
You so lucky. Oh wait. YES! I'm healthy too!!! Woohoo!
I read an article today by Tania Ganguli. I wonder if she regrets jumping ship to Houston now?
I don't think that you reading her article is going to sway her one way or the other.
Please send me some positive energy friends. Just heard my name is in the proverbial hat for a pretty cool gig. I keep checking my phone every 5 minutes. LOL
Quote:I don't think that you reading her article is going to sway her one way or the other.
If she could only hear me read it in my classically trained Shakespearean voice (with an unmistakable touch of nasally southern twang). Then she would come back to us. I know it. I doth know it.
What's up with women and all this vampire crap fascination? Every single woman I've ever known has this overwhelming fascination with this crapfest.. And now its never gonna die cause these producers are shoveling this crap into our women's faces and they eat it up like its their last meal on earth.. So tired of sparkly vampire people.. I still blame Buffy..
Quote:What's up with women and all this vampire crap fascination? Every single woman I've ever known has this overwhelming fascination with this crapfest.. And now its never gonna die cause these producers are shoveling this crap into our women's faces and they eat it up like its their last meal on earth.. So tired of sparkly vampire people.. I still blame Buffy..
I read a good article (all of her articles are good) by Camille Paglia which explained that phenomenon. As usual, she hit the nail on the head. I just wish I could remember what it said. :blink: But I'm with you, it's plain silly.
Quote:What's up with women and all this vampire crap fascination? Every single woman I've ever known has this overwhelming fascination with this crapfest.. And now its never gonna die cause these producers are shoveling this crap into our women's faces and they eat it up like its their last meal on earth.. So tired of sparkly vampire people.. I still blame Buffy..
Meh...not me!! I prefer a man with a pulse!
The whole vampire thing has got to wane a bit eventually - but it's always a cyclical thing.
In a few years it'll be back...... back for BLOOD!! Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahhhhhhhh.
Aaaaaaannnyhoo. I was offered the gig! Thanks for the well wishes. Cross your fingers one last time though... Haven't heard back about the $$$ yet.
Quote:The whole vampire thing has got to wane a bit eventually - but it's always a cyclical thing.
In a few years it'll be back...... back for BLOOD!! Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahhhhhhhh.
Aaaaaaannnyhoo. I was offered the gig! Thanks for the well wishes. Cross your fingers one last time though... Haven't heard back about the $$$ yet.
Congrats! I understand if you don't mind sharing, but is it live or studio work?