Aint' that great?
"It's not our problem she can't feed herself! She doesn't need more money, other people need to stop charging her so much!"
As a football coach I know once stated: Son, you need to learn how to point the thumb instead of the finger.
I'm still not sure that guy understood that a thumb is a finger too, but football coaches usually aren't that bright.
Let me move to the most expensive city in the country and complain I can't make it on minimum wage!! She should put that English Lit degree to good use...
If you consider Pizza a Pie, then Pizza!
Well that was no fun. Return trip from my morning walk was dead into a 15-20 mph wind. My legs feel like noodles.
That reminds me...I like spaghetti.
No. Walking with meatballs is a little too messy.
Meatballs for your spaghetti
Gawd you're dum........
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I haven't eaten spaghetti in 15 years.
Quote:I haven't eaten spaghetti in 15 years.
The hell is wrong with you?
Quote:The hell is wrong with you?
I'm more of a Shrimp Alfredo guy I guess.
Quote:I'm more of a Shrimp Alfredo guy I guess.
I make a mean shrimp etouffee.
But you're not my type.
Quote:I make a mean shrimp etouffee.
But you're not my type.
Why are the shrimp mean? Is it hard to find shrimp that are mean, or do you have to get regular shrimp and then [BAD WORD REMOVED] them off?
Quote:Why are the shrimp mean? Is it hard to find shrimp that are mean, or do you have to get regular shrimp and then [BAD WORD REMOVED] them off?
If people kept on calling you a shrimp every time they mentioned you, you would get pretty mean over time too.
Someone did try to ease the shrimp's feeling when they came up with the term "Jumbo Shrimp" and even "Colossal Shrimp", unfortunately it made the smaller shrimp even meaner.
Would someone constantly calling you a "Jumbo Bunnie" or "Colossal Bunnie"make you feel any less mean?
Quote:Why are the shrimp mean? Is it hard to find shrimp that are mean, or do you have to get regular shrimp and then [BAD WORD REMOVED] them off?
Only when crabs aren't available.
Quote:Only when crabs aren't available.
With bchbunnie crabs are always available.
Quote:With bchbunnie crabs are always available.
You're safe from them, you can't catch them from your hand.
Quote:You're safe from them, you can't catch them from your hand.
I know, that's what great about it!
Quote:I know, that's what great about it!
That, and the fact you've never had the real thing.
Quote:That, and the fact you've never had the real thing.
I guess your daughter doesn't tell you every thing.