Here's a tip: If you have a cold and your job allows you to work from home then stay there instead of spreading your germs around the office and annoying everyone around you with your constant sniffling, sneezing and nose blowing.
Or sneeze and cough on all the people you hate at work.
Quote:It's not Target.. It's "Tarjet".. Pronounced Tar-shey
Now I must depart with my nose in the air.
I call it tarGET just as it sounds. I mean if its not TarGET why do they have the bullseye thing as their logo???
I'll never pronounce it the other way, but I do see freaks that do. I usually have some comment for them when I hear it in passing.
Quote:I call it tarGET just as it sounds. I mean if its not TarGET why do they have the bullseye thing as their logo???
I'll never pronounce it the other way, but I do see freaks that do. I usually have some comment for them when I hear it in passing.
Of course you do. :whistling:
Dinner gave me butt gas......... BAD!
Quote:Dinner gave me butt gas......... BAD!
My dinner gave me butt gas, solid, and liquid!
Made hot sausage, like the HOT kind, jalapeño peppers stuffed with cream cheese/Italian sausage, and tomatoes baked with avocado, cheese and various spices.
Oh, did I mention I jhad beer? Oh yeah, brotha! It's coming out tonight!
Quote:Fish gas
I think that is called tuna Poona
Quote:My dinner gave me butt gas, solid, and liquid!
Made hot sausage, like the HOT kind, jalapeño peppers stuffed with cream cheese/Italian sausage, and tomatoes baked with avocado, cheese and various spices.
Oh, did I mention I jhad beer? Oh yeah, brotha! It's coming out tonight!
We know where you're posting from... :whistling:
Quote:We know where you're posting from... :whistling:
Lol, oh yeah? Where am I posting from lil lady?
Lol, you meant my toilet! Just got it.
Quote:Lol, oh yeah? Where am I posting from lil lady?
Don't forget to spray the air freshener when you're finished!!
Quote:Lol, you meant my toilet! Just got it.
Little slow tonight, are you?
Quote:Little slow tonight, are you?
Told you I had a few beers
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Yes, nothing but happy bananas in my neck of the woods. Btw, I'm outside. Not on the urinal.
Quote:Yes, nothing but happy bananas in my neck of the woods. Btw, I'm outside. Not on the urinal.
Run little squirrels...run from the staggering drunk man!! That's not a sprinkler!!!!!