Quote:You didn't even save me any? What kind of host are you???
Apparently the kind that doesn't wait for all of the guests to arrive. I like chicken...and breasts.
Quote:Apparently the kind that doesn't wait for all of the guests to arrive. I like chicken...and breasts.
Hopefully not from the same bird.
Quote:Hopefully not from the same bird.
Not anymore...I'm divorced now. I do as I please.
Quote:You go girl!!
Ok, but I just got here. Bye.
Quote:Ok, but I just got here. Bye.
I didn't say go away...lol
Quote:You didn't even save me any? What kind of host are you???
Sorry. I just got back from my friend's. We were drinking horseshoes and playing whiskey. Or was that drinking whiskey and playing horseshoes?
I'll get back to you tomorrow with an update.
Quote:Sorry. I just got back from my friend's. We were drinking horseshoes and playing whiskey. Or was that drinking whiskey and playing horseshoes?
I'll get back to you tomorrow with an update.
Drinking horseshoes sounds slightly painful.
Quote:Yeah, that was fun.
You had a date with Rico? How sweet, no wonder he didn't wanna wait for me to get there!
I got a bill from the water deptartment for $0.00 it said i'd be charged a late fee if not paid by the 27th....what am I to do? I don't have that kind of money.
Quote:I got a bill from the water deptartment for $0.00 it said i'd be charged a late fee if not paid by the 27th....what am I to do? I don't have that kind of money.
I can loan it to you, but you might not like the repayment terms.
Quote:I can loan it to you, but you might not like the repayment terms.
I'm being serious. They actually sent me a bill for $0.00. But yeah, can I have some of your money?
Quote:I'm being serious. They actually sent me a bill for $0.00. But yeah, can I have some of your money?
Sure. How good are you at ironing...I need some work done and you can work off the debt.
Quote:Sure. How good are you at ironing...I need some work done and you can work off the debt.
Ironing? Work? What? Is that even English?
Quote:Ironing? Work? What? Is that even English?
Okay...how do you feel about wearing a pair of tight hot pants and feeding me grapes then?
Quote:Okay...how do you feel about wearing a pair of tight hot pants and feeding me grapes then?
I think I just threw up a little.
Quote:Okay...how do you feel about wearing a pair of tight hot pants and feeding me grapes then?
That's a visual I didn't need 1st thing this morning........ :woot:
Vacation in two weeks. It's certainly making these days leading into vacation really drag. Ugh. I need some time off...like 20 or 30 years.
I need to find a better way of saying "I need a cornhole set".