Quote:You drank a Manhattan in Charleston??? Dear God...I hear the ghost of General Lee spinning in his grave as I type this!!!
I'm not ashamed of my tastes, and the good folks in the Holy City seemed to be very accommodating towards them. Also, I found a barbecue angel while I was there.
Quote:I'm not ashamed of my tastes, and the good folks in the Holy City seemed to be very accommodating towards them. Also, I found a barbecue angel while I was there.
I bet they called you a carpetbagger behind your back!!!
Quote:I bet they called you a carpetbagger behind your back!!!
Probably did, but I bet you didn't hear 'em complainin' when they got to see me in my new suit!
Quote:Probably did, but I bet you didn't hear 'em complainin' when they got to see me in my new suit!
I'm sure you looked hawt!!!
Well yeah. It was at least 80 degrees there.
So you looked sweaty too... :blink:
Well, I'm only human after all.
I need to go home sick. Would being sleepy qualify as an illness?
Quote:I need to go home sick. Would being sleepy qualify as an illness?
Only if you're hungover...so yes.
Quote:Only if you're hungover...so yes.
What if I'm still drinking?
Quote:What if I'm still drinking?
You can't drink at work! What will people think if they see you drinking their beer?!
Quote:You can't drink at work! What will people think if they see you drinking their beer?!
Duh! You've never heard of a parking lot?
Quote:Duh! You've never heard of a parking lot?
Isn't that where you're supposed to park your lawn mower?
Quote:Isn't that where you're supposed to park your lawn mower?
Your dum. Why would I bring my lawn mower to work when I have beer?
Quote:Your dum. Why would I bring my lawn mower to work when I have beer?
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Uh, so you can have an excuse to drink beer at work while you're cutting the grass. Man, I can't believe you're stoopidnosity allows for you to get by on a daily basis.
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Uh, so you can have an excuse to drink beer at work while you're cutting the grass. Man, I can't believe you're stoopidnosity allows for you to get by on a daily basis.
I don't care how many big, fancy, words you use. Your still dum. Maybe even bordering on stoopid.
Quote:You can't drink at work!
Dealbreaker.
I'd have to quit that job right away.
Quote:What if I'm still drinking?
Well then you should be really sick soon.
I've been working for almost 30 years now...you'd think I'd like it by now or I'd quit. That is dum.
