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GOOD LORD this stench is bad. I guess I shouldn't have reapplied the ortho before I sat out here. Visible results in three hours my [BLEEP]! If I saw results I wouldn't have wasted 20 bucks of straight concentrate on my weeds/ u wanted grass!


Sad thing is, it wasn't all that bad to begin with!!! Thought I'd help my lawn guy!


Edit: sorry was supposed to be in the "ode to talk about thread!"
Quote:GOOD LORD this stench is bad. I guess I shouldn't have reapplied the ortho before I sat out here. Visible results in three hours my [BLEEP]! If I saw results I wouldn't have wasted 20 bucks of straight concentrate on my weeds/ u wanted grass!


Sad thing is, it wasn't all that bad to begin with!!! Thought I'd help my lawn guy!


Edit: sorry was supposed to be in the "ode to talk about thread!"
 

Read the label again.  It probably says 'resuscitation' in three hours. 
Quote:Good point. Let's hope the paramedics aren't afraid of awesome weekend activities. If they are, I'm doomed.


Edit: you don't know the delivery to my other joke?
 

Don't know that one.
Quote:Don't know that one.
I really hope your just being coy.


Ok I'll give, (and take the warning, I mean who can't spare a second right?). The delivery is...


Why are "African Americans so tall?



The punch line is.. ( I find any humor in this)


Because their knee grows.
Quote:Read the label again.  It probably says 'resuscitation' in three hours.
Nah, this stuff is made to kick butt and take names later. If it were any stronger it would be commercial grade. In two hours you hear the weeds screaming! It like a little weed holocost (sp) round here.
Check out the jags ticketing section guys, I'd like to hear some feedback from you guys.
Fun fact, you can use your old smart phone to use the Bluetooth function and play FM radio on your Bose wireless speakers. Just because you've move on to a better smartphone doesn't mean you can't use your old one.

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Am I the only one using this ode to forum? Where's that rabbit girl at? Jeez
I'll give y'all one more beer before I call it a night. I've got to say, your boring me. This is not normal. Usually someone replies.
So, what makes you tipsy? On my 16 one, (bud light ) will be my last because I've nothing left but jack Daniels.


I'm assuming that's not normal? Or am I ahead of my time?


How much beer can you consume and still perform as "normal"?
Quote:Firefighter with thermal imager:

 

"Mrs. Bchbunnie, it appears you're showing a hot spot."

 

-- cue boomchikabowwow music --

 

"I better get my...hose out."



You've been watching waaay to much Cinemax!!!
Quote:Read the label again.  It probably says 'resuscitation' in three hours.



No...it's Resurrection Spray...guaranteed to bring grass and weeds back in three days!! :thumbsup:
Quote:Fun fact, you can use your old smart phone to use the Bluetooth function and play FM radio on your Bose wireless speakers. Just because you've move on to a better smartphone doesn't mean you can't use your old one.

your welcome



And you can still use the browser on wifi too...
Quote:Am I the only one using this ode to forum? Where's that rabbit girl at? Jeez



Rabbit Girl was spending the day with Mr. Bunny in St. Augustine
Ok, since this is the sideline, my brother, a captain in the United STates Military, obviously doesn't give two,[BLEEP] about civilians. He puts my dad on a pedestal. Me, he doesn't care about. Why idk. I've nothing but loved that tool. I share every value he has but being in the military. He's coming in town on the 8th of May. He's in ft. Irwin California now. Just called him, ( and was obviously sent to voicemail ) haven't heard from him since he stayed at my house in 2012. Obviously he uses me for a free place to stay while in town while he visits friends and leaves us with a food and liquor bill. Tbqh, I can't stand the mother [BLEEP]. But I try and try to be his brother. My parents will try to get me to come over, my dad will ask me to go to the the range and fire off rounds from their m4's and what not. I love going to the range but don't want to be around that arrogant son of a [BLEEP]! How do you handle this? I mean this is my "brother" what the [BLEEP]" have I done to my brother that he wants no part of me? As far as I'm concerned, he is dead to me. Sounds rough I know. Bit I am a man of the man upstairs, so I try, and try, and try. He obvipusioulsly wants nothing to do with me. I've thought about just flat out asking him what's up, I've thought about writing him off. He hasn't called, text, or Nything, letting me know that he was coming in town. My parents only live a mile away. I speak to my parents often, I am completely aware of his arrival. But he can not pick up ten phone, or answer my call. As a man of The Lord, it's hard to pretend I now no longer have a brother. But that's where I'm at. Obviously there is some dialogue that needs to take place between him an I. But if he doesn't answer the phone or texts, where does that leave me? Being the bad man when the parents ask /tell me to cone on ove and see the brother? Piss odpff mother [BLEEP]! Rants how I feel. I'm hurt damnit! #4922 xJAGGYx

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GOOD LORD this stench is bad. I guess I shouldn't have reapplied the ortho before I sat out here. Visible results in three hours my [BLEEP]! If I saw results I wouldn't have wasted 20 bucks of straight concentrate on my weeds/ u wanted grass!


Sad thing is, it wasn't all that bad to begin with!!! Thought I'd help my lawn guy!


Edit: sorry was supposed to be in the "ode to talk about thread!"

Edited by xJAGGYx, Today, 09:38 PM.

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Quote:Rabbit Girl was spending the day with Mr. Bunny in St. Augustine

Good for you too! That's just a few miles south of me. I hope you too had fun! Hope you. Weren't smelling my ortho! Ha!
Quote:Ok, since this is the sideline, my brother, a captain in the United STates Military, obviously doesn't give two,[BAD WORD REMOVED] about civilians. He puts my dad on a pedestal. Me, he doesn't care about. Why idk. I've nothing but loved that tool. I share every value he has but being in the military. He's coming in town on the 8th of May. He's in ft. Irwin California now. Just called him, ( and was obviously sent to voicemail ) haven't heard from him since he stayed at my house in 2012. Obviously he uses me for a free place to stay while in town while he visits friends and leaves us with a food and liquor bill. Tbqh, I can't stand the mother [BAD WORD REMOVED]. But I try and try to be his brother. My parents will try to get me to come over, my dad will ask me to go to the the range and fire off rounds from their m4's and what not. I love going to the range but don't want to be around that arrogant son of a [BAD WORD REMOVED]! How do you handle this? I mean this is my "brother" what the [BAD WORD REMOVED]" have I done to my brother that he wants no part of me? As far as I'm concerned, he is dead to me. Sounds rough I know. Bit I am a man of the man upstairs, so I try, and try, and try. He obvipusioulsly wants nothing to do with me. I've thought about just flat out asking him what's up, I've thought about writing him off. He hasn't called, text, or Nything, letting me know that he was coming in town. My parents only live a mile away. I speak to my parents often, I am completely aware of his arrival. But he can not pick up ten phone, or answer my call. As a man of The Lord, it's hard to pretend I now no longer have a brother. But that's where I'm at. Obviously there is some dialogue that needs to take place between him an I. But if he doesn't answer the phone or texts, where does that leave me? Being the bad man when the parents ask /tell me to cone on ove and see the brother? [BAD WORD REMOVED] odpff mother [BAD WORD REMOVED]! Rants how I feel. I'm hurt damnit! #4922 xJAGGYx

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GOOD LORD this stench is bad. I guess I shouldn't have reapplied the ortho before I sat out here. Visible results in three hours my [BLEEP]! If I saw results I wouldn't have wasted 20 bucks of straight concentrate on my weeds/ u wanted grass!

Sad thing is, it wasn't all that bad to begin with!!! Thought I'd help my lawn guy!

Edit: sorry was supposed to be in the "ode to talk about thread!"

Edited by xJAGGYx, Today, 09:38 PM.

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Just because he's family, doesn't mean you should make yourself miserable for him!! Life is too short to force yourself to put up with crap like that.
Quote:Good for you too! That's just a few miles south of me. I hope you too had fun! Hope you. Weren't smelling my ortho! Ha!



It was a nice day! And with my allergies right now...I couldn't smell anything if I tried!! Lol
Quote:It was a nice day! And with my allergies right now...I couldn't smell anything if I tried!! Lol
I work outside daily! I've been sneezing up a storm! Haha! On,y thing I smell right now is my darn weed killer in my backyard! Ha! I

Tis driving me crazy!!!
Quote:I work outside daily! I've been sneezing up a storm! Haha! On,y thing I smell right now is my darn weed killer in my backyard! Ha! I

Tis driving me crazy!!!



Allergies suck!!!
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